Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 18, 2022

They were “farmed” into this.

E I E I O

telemarketers.

So these are the stud’s behind those annoying calls….”This is your Final notice, your warranty is about to expire…”

“Git yer taste of downhome country life. Absolutely authentic! Only $19.99 a month”

I’ll be they are raising funds for a new farm.

Animal ‘farm’.

E I E I Oy!

Customers waiting. Dropping a fries, rings, fish, and apple pies in the fryer.

Priceless! Thanks for the chuckle. Great way to start a day.

I guess hee haw back there didn’t get the memo.

I’d rather get an exit prize.

Wait. Nobody is sending any spam?

Nay Nay? I thought it was neigh neigh.

it’s hard to get any work done at that place – it’s like a zoo…

Animal Farm.