Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 30, 2022

One person’s junk… is another person’s junk.

An excellent use for exercise machines, other than a place to drape jackets and other clothing.

It is a good thing that they come with so many convenient handles :D

Anyone wanna bet the “client” will have either split or be under arrest when those two losers get there??

And JJ will have to start driving a cab in order to pay their bills??

I’ve got a bunch of stuff I could glue together if some fool will pay me two hundred grand for it.

Tick??? Might be a “special” feature in there…

Gotta love the Space Noodle in the background!

OMG! Zeke makes sense!

Art is in the eyes of the beholder eyes….….beep, ding, meep, buzz, tick

SO, who is The GUY?

OK, I thought yesterday that this was some of the more pretentious garbage art I’ve seen, but Zeke managed to add pointlessly annoying to it. I guess that’s an accomplishment?

I was sure something bad was going to happen when Zeke began talking about cranes yesterday.

Why does that seem ominous when the fool does it?

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip…

May ol’ “Stupidhead” isn’t so stupid after all…

I smelted my exercise bike to show solidarity with Sean Penn

Why should exercise machines need batteries? The displays should be exercise-powered.

Well, those batteries were a wasted expense.

“Conceptual Artist” = Talent-less, pretentious loser.

Did Zeke handle the crane, or was that part mercifully left out?

Sailing,sailing,over the sinking Main….

I’ll never get rid of my exercise equipment, where would I hang my pajamas?

So is Bezos the buyer?

She created a monster! The batteries brought it to life …..we all gonna die!!!

Although I am not a sculptor, I think that the internal dynamics of the biomorphic forms verge on mere codification, thereby obscuring the accessibility of the work, and ultimately, diluting its transformative potential. A pity, really.

Happy days. Enjoy them while they last, kids.