Pickles by Brian Crane for March 31, 2022

That archery target wouldn’t last long around here

Earl is too busy admiring himself, Muffin

’Tis not always ’bout you, Muffin.

Muffin literally being a pain in the……

Turn the other cheek, Earl.

Owwwww! Nothing quite like kitty claws in your behind!

Resistance is futile! (and painful!)

My cat will jump on my back and lick my hair for attention! Some of my t-shirts have holes in the back! Weird cat!

That is typical cat behavior.

That’ll teach him! How can you ignore and fend off your human if they don’t try to pet you?

Trying to scratch a back and fails.

“I will not be ignored!”

Opal get out the repair kit for Earl !

I never can resist my furry cat.

Dogs make better companions.

Could be worse…..

♫♪ There’ll be one less set of footsteps on the floor,

In the morning. ♪♫

— Jim Croce

That cat is real.

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I hate when everyone is so busy they can’t even pet me….

The negative stereotype of cats is that they are cold and aloof. This cat is showing the exact opposite. She loves Earl very much and wants attention from him. Yes, she’s being demanding, but pets are like that.

There is a boat-cat who hangs out around one of the local piers. She wears a vest and has a “poodle-cut”. Naturally, she attracts plenty of attention on her rounds as a “bait inspector”. Tourists and other admirers get to pet her for about five seconds. After that, you get the “back off” swipe. She doesn’t scratch anyone but you quickly get the idea.

This and the Garfield strip are in concert today.

My cat used to run in front of me to trip me to get attention.

Stayed overnight with some friends who had a cat. Darn cat insisted on walking around on top of me while I was trying to sleep. If I shut it out of the room, it started scratching on the door. Finally got to sleep and woke up in the morning with a heavy head, that cat was draped across my forehead.

Resistance is futile and potentially fatal.

Sometimes you can give a cat too much attention, and it’ll let you know that by drawing blood.

That abomination of an outfit, and you’re complaining about being ignored?

I tawt I taw a puddy tat… I did taw a puddy tat – flying out the door, head over heels!

The best thing about cats is they can help you measure a room.Just take hold of the tail and swing