Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 31, 2022

That tree was all bark. You were right to leaf.

This tree would later become the kite eating tree in the Peanuts comic strip.

I think he’s already been to the bar.

Some find pink elephants less menacing.

“Feed me, Seymour, feed me!” ~ Little shop of horrors……

Now don’t be sappy Wiz. You tell it who’s the boss. Or you will give some bark-beetles.

That should really get under it’s bark.

When a tree starts to roar at you, keep in mind that a tree’s roar is worse than its bark!

Nothing beats alcohol for relaxation eh, Wiz.

Right, Wiz. Come back after a few drinks and show that tree who’s boss! :D

If you go to the Rose and Crown, buy a pint for Andy.

Calm your thoughts, Wiz.

I always wondered what happened to the kite eating tree!

Sometimes your thoughts have other ideas….

Must be a dragon tree.

Sometimes it’s nice take time away from your thoughts.

Yup. I’ve been there. Most of the time the last thing I need is to be alone with my thoughts. They are mean and I don’t think they like me very much.

When my trees start looking to devour me, it’s definitely time to move on. Maybe I should keep chainsaw at the ready.

I’m with Wiz! Sometimes it’s hard to stop the wheels turning….

Ah. A drunk wizard. What could go wrong?

If only trees could do that to the ones who want to cut them down.

Are those his thoughts or an enraged tree?

My first thought was that I would be running away, not walking. My second thought was – did Wiz cast a spell on the tree to have this new ability? Is he going to ponder what went wrong with the spell?

But, then again…

The “Evil Aura” effect

We are never TRULY alone.

When a tree is attacking you, you’ve already spent too much time at the bar.

A Medieval snap dragon?