Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 12, 2022

Tik tok, the early days

What would that even look like? – I’m too scared to imagine it.

Wiz is dooming the world. A new breed of politician that stings their opponents on social media.

What type of Wasp did you use Wiz? Could it be a Tarantula Hawk?

“Float like a butterfly. Tear you to ribbons like a Honey Badger.”

That won’t turn round and bite you….

So he has no problem with creating a hybrid, but can’t handle a splinter (https://www.gocomics.com/wizardofid/2022/04/08?ct=v&cti=2208697)?

So, you get a big fat insect with a bad attitude that can’t fly.

So what did the minister say as he crossed the border into Wisconsin?

Ha, just because you can doesn’t mean you should. Though that doesn’t stop anyone these days.

This will not end well!

Something to rival killer bees and murder hornets…

WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!

Can’t fix “stoopid”

It’s all of humanity’s ancestor, right?

If I ever saw this combo in the wild, I would panic hilariously.

“I shall call it Murder Hornet!!! Bwahahaha!!!”

Much depends on which parts are retained.

As Betty White said, “Honey Badger don’t give a shit.”

Cute wiz, a small flying monster that both stings you and shreds you at the same time. Actually, sounds like a few women that I’ve been unfortunate to have known…….

While many people dislike wasps, they are actually really good at eradicating bugs from your plants. Organic farmers and gardeners actually encourage the wasps to live there to kills the bugs the eat the plants.