Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 14, 2022

Too bad, for a moment I thought Rat had a future in marketing.

Good thing he didn’t ask for the raspberry.

“I scream, you scream, we scream for ice cream.”© From ‘Down by law’ by Jim Jarmush.

Well, it was truth in advertising!

Good thing the ice cream wasn’t rocky road; this strip is nuts enough as it is.

Wonder what flavor Pig likes, bacon?

I scream

You scream

We ALL scream for

I scream…

Apple’s legal team will be contacting shortly. They own i(whatever) under trademark rights.

i know a lot of people who have had trouble with their iphones that would like to call it an iscream!

Rat is launching his new social media app.

A cone a cone my kingdom for a cone.

That’s not the only phrase that sounds like another one out loud: https://muse.dillfrog.com/lists/oronyms#:~:text=Per%20Wiktionary%2C%20an%20oronym%20is,%22%20%2F%20%22fork%20handles%22.

Thank – You Stephan for this one ! It’s like a pun in reverse … sort of ;-)

for once he was just being honest…

Rat and Pig are the best.

The sign said exactly what was offered!

Rat should hit Stephen in the head with a baseball bat.

WEALLSCREAM

A new flavor Ratscream, 2 dips of the Ratscream please.

He screams for ice cream and the customers.

Born classic!

Rat is truly a RAT! Pig is, well, PIG!

King rat.like Don King and Ali, powerdudes

I stream, you stream, we all stream “The Ice Dream.” Now on Netflix!

Gray ice creaM?? Please flog colorist.

We ALL scream for IceCream!

Young granddaughter taking Taekwondo, walked down our hall toward me and did their scream an 125 DB. She’s now a UW-Madison grad Summa Cum Laude and my blood pressure still hasn’t come down.

Was it the scream or Rat’s Limburger breath?

I love accurate signage. I find it amusing for whatever reason.

The Disney song “It’s A Small World”(After All) has just been entered into Library of Congress as a song withpermanent cultural impact.

Eagerly awaiting comment from Pastis

What? No mention of Sam Kinison?

Screamin’ Rat screams!

The Customer buys it!

Nine out of ten are born one every second…..

you go, rat!!!!

I’ll take 1 with extra frustrated rage, please.

WHAT FLAVOUR? WHAT FLAVOUR?