B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 22, 2022

Now he needs a luxury interior to go along with the hood ornament.

Now bird-poop on him so he can see what most cars parked outdoors under trees look like,

I see that your “Bentley” comes with it own feather-duster".

In high school, height challenged girls were called Hood Ornaments.

Well-placed Dookie makes a fancy hood ornament and gives you class

A Bentley…as opposed to Harry Bentley (played by Paul Benedict) from “The Jeffersons”…https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072519/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

John needs to face into the wind so Dookie will get the full effect.

… now lean forward and spread your wings!

I think a Bentley would have a prettier hood ordainment than a Dookie bird.

LOL! He always want a “shell” ornament

An extremely pale, or maybe to red, imitation, but I get it. Sort of like me in a cowboy hat.

So, if Dookie is a hood ornament, then John must be ‘in the hood’.

Isn’t owning a Bentley admitting that you are too poor to own a Rolls Royce?

Bentley is noted for it’s blower.

Going for the Bentley, but wound up with classic Pontiac.

Good one!! My husband has a hood ornament like that… but he doesn’t have the car!

So… Dookey is now known as the “Flying B”??

Get a Jaguar to stand on the shell