B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 23, 2022

They’re really milking the joke

Someone had to be the first

This is funny!

Looks like it may have been chocolate milk.

Adam and Eve’s first-born child.

And how is a cow surviving in the desert? She can’t even reach her own udder.

Humans, like all mammals, tend to ‘discover’ milk the day they are born.

I’m guessing he never talked to his mother about this topic.

Never breast-fed as a baby, eh?

Rephrase:

“I discovered cow milk…… is drinkable.”

mhm .. and how you gonna explain that in the patent?!

When does he discover lactose intolerance?

Come this winter he will discover Ice cream.

At first, with the heat and his thirst, he thought he might be seeing things. Fortunately, it wasn’t just a moo-rage.

I have heard that people really do talk to their house-plants. Now I hear that dairy farmers talk to their dairy cows. I guess that whatever they say to the cow will go in one ear and out the utter.

Put in a container then drank, I doubt if it was drank from the spigot.

That answers that old question! Got Milk?

In a way, that’s how cows became holy in India. They were having a food issue and found it better to milk the cows and besides drinking the milk, making lots of other byproducts, than killing the cow, which would have offered far less food. Forgetting of course, that you can’t milk a bull. OK, you need some bulls to ensure milk production, but not all of them. ;)

“If you milk a cow … you get a glass of milk. If you milk a bull … you have a friend for life.” (heard somewhere out on the range)

Desperate times called for desperate measures!

All day I face the burning waste without a taste of water. . . cool, clear water. . .

…sooooooo where did you make this discovery?

Well, so… he sucked a cow. This is me, not judging.

Well Moo Moo MOO! and a kick in the head.

ROFLOL

’Twas probably curdled.

Well, being mammals, I think they have the concept down. Not that any of these guys have got that far with the ladies!

The next day he discovered eggs

HAHA!! Best comic of the day! Made me laugh outloud! :D

“I discovered milk.”………“How?”….Not “What is milk?”.

Reminds me of the cow fondler in the TC’s infamous tan-your-nads bro video.

Chocolate milk, by the looks of it.

This did not make me laugh. My thought process is as follows. What about humans breast feeding? What about observing other animals breastfeeding? What about observing cows feeding their young? When you are dying of thirst, milk is not something you want to drink.

These was a local political ad where the candidate, in attempt to imply his macho cred, had a variety of scenes quickly flash on the screen. One showed just “his” hands about to start milking a cow. Bummer is there was no bucket under the cow’s udders. It didn’t take long for quick-witted folks to observe that, lacking a milk bucket, the candidate wasn’t about to milk the cow . . .he was about to fondle it!

There is a show on SyFy called “Resident Alien”. After he crashes we see him approaching a barn. The voice-over on this show is hilarious. Anyway it is intimated that he is going to slaughter the cow. When we come back from commercials we see him on the ground under the com nursing and the cow looking like WTF. He did thank her afterward. Just because he came to Earth to kill all of humanity for destroying the planet doesn’t mean he’s rude…at least to animals OTHER than humans.

He could talk about it, but then he’d need some wah-wah guitar music in the background.

You learned from your mother, nothing to be ashamed of….

There are a LOT of things people consume that used to make wonder why… then I realized probably 99% were from desperation.

Getting milk from the udders would have cost him his life.

I wonder if they had cows in that era.

The richest milk comes from the government teat!(or so I’ve been told)