Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 30, 2022

looks like my son at about 14 YO

If you don’t have a spear, you could take a shower while it squirts water on you while trying to shake you off.

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Ans his descendants will create the show “Jäckäss”.

Learn something new every day. I didn’t know they had skate boards back in the stone age.

It was a dream that was technically impossible until the recently developed urethane skate wheel.

One of Acme’s earliest customers.

A focus on the future.

The emergence of Shreddus Erectus.

This is how hunting first became a sport.

“Hold my hard cider”

Is that a Q leaning against the wall?

Looks like he died young too.

Tony Pterodactyl?

I would totally pay to see someone do that. Fake mammoth, of course.

Catch’n some Mammoth air dude. Don’t get tusk’d.

That mammoth looks a little long in the tooth.

Style – 10 Chances – 0

Wasn’t that a scene in the ‘Lord of the Rings’ movie?

The post millennials probably think this is a biography of Tony Hawk or any other Gen X pioneer.

There is no way he could bring down a mammoth without the help of his buddies. You can recognize them by their backwards baseball caps

It was building the ramps right next to the mammoths that was the tricky part.

How does he get the mammoth to stand right next to the ramp?

A young visionary – for about five minutes.

This explains why so many of the Neandertal fossils found to date show evidence of broken bones and joint disease.

His second and last attempt was jumping a shark.

Sadly, never became an old visionary.

Every era has its Evel Knievels.

I’m guessing he died young.

Very Young? Quite likely, since, back then, you were probably dead by the time you turned 30.