The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 15, 2022

I don’t think we have any plain cheese.

Annoyance is her superpower

Mother Gurgle will have pizza with thistle.

Ordering a pizza with just cheese on it is like ordering a sandwich with just bread.

But what about pineapple?

Now to ask what cheese varieties the pizzeria has. Give the lady a pizza with Venezuelan beaver cheese.

Mother Gargoyle at her finest.

I want to try shrimp pizza. Shrimp and sauce.

Brutus : Note to self. When pizzas arrive dump the cheese pizza on her head.

Why just settle for a plain cheese pizza when you can have something exotic like a mac and cheese pizza?

I’m in the mood for Chinese food.

@oldpine52- Exactly! What the point of either ordering pizza or buying store bought pizza without toppings? That’s what MAKES pizza!

Kind of reminds me of this Leonard and Sheldon exchange…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1WpE5ntqbQ

she sure does like to mess with him don’t she.

This is so sweet! Mother Gargle likes the sound of his voice. I really thought she would want eye of newt and toad lips and wing of bat.

maybe she’d like a japan style corn mayo pizza…

do they really put hamburger on pizza now? if so, why on earth…?

No hamburger cheeburger!

Pesky Pete’s takes a second seat to Pesky Mother Gargle.

Every now and then it can be good to reset your palate.

And vanilla ice cream for dessert.

Nice try Brutus….mother Gargle floats in another reality!

“Here’s a bag of mootz, a can of tomato sauce and a tortilla. Knock yerself out.”

Brutus, tell them to drop her pizza on the floor before and after cooking…

She never misses an opportunity to jerk his chain. Next time he should send Gladys to ask her.

Tell her thanks. Cheapest one on the menu…..

Sometimes it seems that Mother Gargle’s sole goal in life is to irritate poor Brutus.

Lol! Even though this is a similar joke to the one about vanilla ice cream, it’s still funny.

There’s no pleasing Mother Gargle if we’re talking about an idea that comes from Brutus.

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She reminds me a little of cats. Always wants to know her options. Nothing against cats, I have had several really sweet cats in my lifetime. But they sure don’t like closed doors and always want something else.

That’s easy. Toasted cheese on bread.

Secretly, she just loves the melodious sound of his voice.