Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 28, 2022

Which Mudlark played in the most games (all sports combined) while a student at Milford?

P1.5 “Don’t go away mad Eli, just go away.”

Thank you!

This is actually correct, according to the mighty Wikipedia.

I’m stumped about what the umpire could be demanding that confuses the pitcher.

P4 “What kind of crazy s**t is my dad telling you he wants me to do?”

The jig is up. A Milford pitcher finally caught with GilPa’s tube of Brylcreem in his pants pocket. Gregggg didn’t listen. Truly, a little dab will do ya.

“Yeah, he wants you to actually get it over the plate before he’ll call it a strike. Go figure.”

P 2: Scooter must have hit the ‘roids between yesterday and today as he goes from looking like an annoying little pipsqueak to looking like a NFL prospect with a nasty (’roid-induced) attitude

Gregg is umpiring on days he doesn’t pitch. They say his strike zone is wildly inconsistent.

P3: “I am serious, and don’t call me Shirl…” oh, wait, he asked if he was kidding.

Will someone please wake me when something…anything happens?

No chatter allowed?

Angel Hernandez doing today’s game.

The pitcher openly questions Gil calling for a bunt

When does track season start?

P2: He’s mad because he still has to give away the free milkshake.

In all reality, let’s bring back the student betting storyline

Ooh, cliffhanger! The ump is Gregggg’s dad? That’s why he doesn’t want to be photographed? Nah, too dumb even for here. Maybe the ump is Joe West, a huge coincidence after Scooooter just posed that trivia question. And speaking of questions, I have a question for you. Why haven’t you read today’s Mopped Up Thorp yet?

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