Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 25, 2022

Pound him

Make your own “brown spots”. Scatter some chocolate candies.

On the other hand, where brown spots are left – those spots can become even greener later on.

Didn’t see the hose at first!…

Can’t you read the sign. It says “NO DOGS”.

Well the sign is wrong!

A smoking dog? Haven’t seen one of those nice my last cookout.

Use the hose on him, Hightower

Hose him down. Nip (Yip) it in the bud.

He wants to be paid in dog treats?

Rocky the dog?

If it’s brown, flush it down.

It would also be a shame if the dog catcher happened to come by real soon.

Why? Do you pee grass killer???

Not one comment refers to the dog as a ‘she’; yet it is female dogs who actually do the lawn browning trick..

you could always tell where our dog went because those places on our lawn would be extra green and the grass extra tall! a dog going on a lawn would not make the grass brown!

See that lump in the yard over there pup? That’s where the last ungrieved dog who threatened my lawn is buried.