Pound him
Make your own “brown spots”. Scatter some chocolate candies.
On the other hand, where brown spots are left – those spots can become even greener later on.
Didn’t see the hose at first!…
Can’t you read the sign. It says “NO DOGS”.
Well the sign is wrong!
A smoking dog? Haven’t seen one of those nice my last cookout.
Use the hose on him, Hightower
Hose him down. Nip (Yip) it in the bud.
He wants to be paid in dog treats?
Rocky the dog?
If it’s brown, flush it down.
It would also be a shame if the dog catcher happened to come by real soon.
Why? Do you pee grass killer???
Not one comment refers to the dog as a ‘she’; yet it is female dogs who actually do the lawn browning trick..
you could always tell where our dog went because those places on our lawn would be extra green and the grass extra tall! a dog going on a lawn would not make the grass brown!
See that lump in the yard over there pup? That’s where the last ungrieved dog who threatened my lawn is buried.
C almost 3 years ago
Pound him
gammaguy almost 3 years ago
Make your own “brown spots”. Scatter some chocolate candies.
Doug K almost 3 years ago
On the other hand, where brown spots are left – those spots can become even greener later on.
ears2u812 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Didn’t see the hose at first!…
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Can’t you read the sign. It says “NO DOGS”.
Well the sign is wrong!
Lee26 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
A smoking dog? Haven’t seen one of those nice my last cookout.
geese28 almost 3 years ago
Use the hose on him, Hightower
goboboyd almost 3 years ago
Hose him down. Nip (Yip) it in the bud.
uniquename almost 3 years ago
He wants to be paid in dog treats?
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Rocky the dog?
stamps almost 3 years ago
If it’s brown, flush it down.
Lightpainter almost 3 years ago
It would also be a shame if the dog catcher happened to come by real soon.
paranormal almost 3 years ago
Why? Do you pee grass killer???
Pickled Pete almost 3 years ago
Not one comment refers to the dog as a ‘she’; yet it is female dogs who actually do the lawn browning trick..
betseytacy almost 3 years ago
you could always tell where our dog went because those places on our lawn would be extra green and the grass extra tall! a dog going on a lawn would not make the grass brown!
CoffeeBob Premium Member almost 3 years ago
See that lump in the yard over there pup? That’s where the last ungrieved dog who threatened my lawn is buried.