The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 02, 2022

Clever.

My son was the drum major in high school and played a sousaphone solo in the homecoming game half time sketch (If I were a Rich Man).

John Philip would be proud to be known as the namesake of Dr Sousaphone!

Yes, but will he be allowed one day to “dot the i” at the shoe?

To try and comment, I’m averse.

Afraid my verse would be much worse.

While trying to board a bus. This cat in a hat was told he must, loose a phone.

Well done!

Meh. I think Scott Sousaphoned this one in.

Not for the money, not for the fame

Not in a movie, not in a game

Not in this world, not out in space

I’d never no never give up on my bass.

Okay. But where will you play it?

Well … I will play it in a boat and with a goat, in the rain and on a train, in a box and with a fox, and in a house and with a mouse. You know … I will play it here and there – I will play it anywhere!

I remember a reading of Green Eggs and Ham by Jessie Jackson, done in his style. Really funny.

Drums and Tuba.

I only played the steel guitar, sucked at it so din’t go far!

I’m a lawyer. You had me at “Sues a …”.

he only plays one instrument, even if it’s to his detriment. the instrument he plays is one and it’s the only one under the sun. all other instruments he shuns, he only plays his only one. and if his instrument you try to take his fist at you he’ll shake and shake. it’s the only one, his instrument, and to all the others he cries, get bent…

“I do not like it, Sam-I-Am!”

Too cleaver, according to the GOP. Have to ban this book so kids don’t get “uppity”.

LOVE THIS!

Because it’s wonderfully loon-y!

Once again, to an internet search. Had to look up “didgeridoo”. Learn something every day at gocomics.

Well done!

I guess I won’t ask him what he doesn’t like to eat…

This comic leaves me all forlorn, since I only play French horn.

I do not like your mobile phone, I do not like its ringing tone.

What is a Bassoon? I’m assuming it plays bass notes…

Shouldn’t it be Seussaphone?

Horton hears the who.

Do the semi-bolded letters mean something, or am I reading too much into this? M-E-N-T-O-R-3-9-7-I-S-A- HEY WAITAMINUTE!

BRAVO!!!!!!

My dad played the Sousaphone in his high school marching band in the early 50’s

Cute!

LOVE IT.

thought ted geisel had passed away, but he passed away a long time ago