Kliban by B. Kliban for July 04, 2022

ith a wheely big day.

The wheel is turning and you can’t slow down.

You can’t let go and you can’t hang on.

You can’t go back and you can’t stand still.

If the thunder don’t get you then the lightning will.

“The Wheel”, Grateful Dead

So, do they all have rim jobs?

…and go round and round and round….I love a parade…..

Happy 4 th to all!

Now if someone would only invent the axle…

All their best spokespersons turned out for the event.

Hmmm…there’s a pair of tires that might warrant closer inspection. Are they from Fredericks of Akron?

She’s got lug nuts, and she knows how to use them.

The wheelie club. Pretty talented group, really.

Big wheels, keep on turnin’

Proud Mary, keep on burnin’

Rollin’, rollin’, Rollin’, rollin’

I wish that they could include the copyright date, would be nice to know.

Inca cultural awareness day? The Incas had round objects but they were forbidden to use them as wheels. I’m thinking that if most of your empire was on a 30-degree slope, you could avoid a lot of accidents that way.

….and if Alabama it would be “Roll Tide”

Keeping a firm grip on wheel-ality …