I wonder what they thought aliens were back in B.C. at a time when they didn’t know what planets were, but thought the flat Earth was the center of the Universe and the Sun, Moon and the little points of lights circled around in the sky.
I love the Ancient Aliens TV Program. They go to the most interesting places and give you some of the history. Then they go “Full-Q” and take a quantum leap (to use another TV program name) in logic to explain why the accomplishment MUST have been the work of ancient aliens.
Anything that does not have an immediate explanation MUST have been the work of extraterrestrial. No other explanation is considered.
The juxtaposition of actual history and outlandish conclusions make the program almost as as funny as some of the political ads I see except without the consequences.
“General Order 1”, and the “non-interference directive”) is a guiding principle that prohibits interfering with the natural development of alien civilizations. What you left you Phaser behind? Oh No, that will make a mess of this planet.
Okay. I suppose that could explain some things, but I mean really. If you came all the way to earth to probe a few primates, why build a pyramid and the leave?
In 15,000 BC, Grum the caveman invented gunpowder; and immediately blew himself to smithereens. 13,800 years later some Chinese guy rediscovered the formula.
Charles Barr Premium Member over 2 years ago
Can that device make crop circles?
C over 2 years ago
He’s having a blast
Scorpio Premium Member over 2 years ago
What was your first clue?
Farside99 over 2 years ago
Probably wore out the power pack, or we’d still be able to use it today. Now it’s just a kids toy.
whahoppened over 2 years ago
Converted to a Super-Soaker.
Enter.Name.Here over 2 years ago
“Scotty! I need more power!”
danketaz Premium Member over 2 years ago
Would this be his response to having been probed?
Doug K over 2 years ago
Perhaps he was only visited by someone from the future.
Either way, leaving a tool like that would violate the Prime Directive.
rshive over 2 years ago
Spears don’t stand much of a chance.
dcdete. over 2 years ago
I wonder what they thought aliens were back in B.C. at a time when they didn’t know what planets were, but thought the flat Earth was the center of the Universe and the Sun, Moon and the little points of lights circled around in the sky.
Prawnclaw over 2 years ago
Of course the earth is flat, that’s why stuff don’t fall off it!
dflak over 2 years ago
I love the Ancient Aliens TV Program. They go to the most interesting places and give you some of the history. Then they go “Full-Q” and take a quantum leap (to use another TV program name) in logic to explain why the accomplishment MUST have been the work of ancient aliens.
Anything that does not have an immediate explanation MUST have been the work of extraterrestrial. No other explanation is considered.
The juxtaposition of actual history and outlandish conclusions make the program almost as as funny as some of the political ads I see except without the consequences.
jagedlo over 2 years ago
Creating a new home or reconstructing the one he already has!
blakerl over 2 years ago
“General Order 1”, and the “non-interference directive”) is a guiding principle that prohibits interfering with the natural development of alien civilizations. What you left you Phaser behind? Oh No, that will make a mess of this planet.
preacherman Premium Member over 2 years ago
Erich Von Daniken, here we come.
mckeonfuneralhomebx over 2 years ago
Was it the Great Gazoo?
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Okay. I suppose that could explain some things, but I mean really. If you came all the way to earth to probe a few primates, why build a pyramid and the leave?
ChessPirate over 2 years ago
“I’m ready for the Paint-Ball game…”
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raybarb44 over 2 years ago
I would also if l saw that thing. Though l probably would think that it is magic…..
poppacapsmokeblower over 2 years ago
He must be badass because he not only got away, he got away with a tool for building cave homes, otherwise known as a weapon.
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
Can we get a few thousand of those and send them to Ukraine?
paranormal over 2 years ago
The creator of the first custom built houses…
mindjob over 2 years ago
So, the fossils explaining the origins of evolution were created by alien technology!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 2 years ago
“Abducted” is such a STRONG word. Let’s just say contact was made and gifts were exchanged.
MCProfessor over 2 years ago
Problem, if you vaporize a mammoth, there’s nothing left.
katfromky over 2 years ago
Please quit vying for the most uneducated people on this planet. It really is embarrassing enough.
montylc2001 over 2 years ago
Thor looks a little different here.
Mediatech over 2 years ago
In 15,000 BC, Grum the caveman invented gunpowder; and immediately blew himself to smithereens. 13,800 years later some Chinese guy rediscovered the formula.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 2 years ago
Now why was he given that? Probably woke up during the evening download of information and mistook it for aliens.
DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago
Aliens who don’t have their own version of the Prime Directive, obviously.
Comicfan (C) over 2 years ago
The Roswell, B.C. Incident