Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 04, 2022

Careful with that. Magically altering basic emotions is one thing, but changing consensus opinion has a lot more unstable variables.

“Almost”? Even with a unicorns help, she still didn’t try.

well, it’s something

These days uncool is the ultimate cool.

The gift of a true friend

Never an honest compliment amongst girls

Some guys prefer girls who are HOT.

Dakota’s idea of a compliment!

Again, dunk Dakota’s head in the punch bowl.

You only need the clothes, and you can be one of the Blues Brothers.

Avery would be so jealous!

Dakota gave a gift with a good heart, I’m surprised.

Is that real, or just a manifestation of the placebo effect?

I thought hot girls were considered cool.

Is it just me, or is Phoebe feeling cool right after Dakota said what it was?

Coolest gift ever!

It seems a little oxymoronic to me to talk about getting ‘up’ to a level of coolness.

Coming from Dakota, that last line is a complement.

When was Dakota’s birthday? I would like to read it, but can’t find when it occurred.

May the fourth be with you!

Yep, definitely frenemies.