WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for May 28, 2022

That’s more than distressed. If a car could whimper it would be.

That’s a real ball and chain

You shouldn’t have. You really really shouldn’t have.

How sweet.

Do I hear the car radio playing “Whip It” by Devo?

Looks like what I used to call a “Chicago car”.

Porsche 944?

“I read on the internet….”

When used as a “reason” for doing or believing something, that should qualify a person for subsidized residence in a home for the IQ-deprived.

Now he’s got that distressed look.

She looks as if she was attacked by the Joker

Serious comment of the day: we were looking for new furniture last year and almost everything we looked at in the furniture stores had the distressed look. Why would you pay good money for NEW furniture that has dents, nicks, worm holes, and faded spots? Makes about as much sense as paying good money for ripped jeans!

Now you just need to put it up on blocks to complete the look…

Distress marks are believable and admired only when earned honestly.

A vintage distressed Gremlin could be worth as much as $100.

Song “the chain,” by Fleetwood Mac

When my sister was in high school, she washed my parents’ car with steel wool.

There was a ‘91 Pontiac Sunbird I would have liked to treat that way. I hope it’s a rusted, rat-infested mass somewhere.