Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 08, 2022

You might want to stop dumping your failed experiments into the pool, too.

I didn’t say the pool was fine, I said it was vine.

Where’s his magic wand to just get rid of all of it in one fell swoop?

The Wiz is going to sell it/them to the King, for his moat.

Whatever-it-is was easier to control when it was younger.

Easily fixed. So now it’s a fish pond. Put some koi and goldfish in there.

I wasn’t planning on weeding the pool…call the guy…

Which reminds me. I need to change the water in the dog’s water bowl.

try some pH up or maybe a little bromide

I don’t thing Chlorination will work? But don’t worry, it will climb out on it’s own. My advise as your pool man… is run for your life!!!

“Everybody(dissident) into the pool”.

I haven’t opened mine in years. There are weeds and small shrubs growing on the cover.

That is some tough looking algae!

Let it grow. Who knows what kind of monsters are in that pool.

I was guessing the creature in the pool was a prototype monster the Wiz was working on!

Zap it before they get legs!

Say, “Friend,” and enter

So, this is the source of the Audrey transplant?

I have read that in Europe they put Ozone into pool water. Why don’t we do that here ?   No after chemical residue to be discharged into the sewer system.

Blanch is goin g to get algae-bra.

Been there. Not an easy road back.

Just teleport it to the moat – more peasants for it to eat there.