I know Independence Day is coming up, for you my American friends and have BBQ’s and on our Australia day, we have what we call during our Federal Election, a “Democracy Sausage”, which is a hot dog with onions and tomato sauce, sometimes either on a bun, or a slice of bread.
Has anyone ever tried, an Australian democracy sausage before ?
And finally, happy 4th of July, when it arrives, mate.
One of the first meals a girlfriend prepared for me was meatloaf & baked potatoes on the grill. Charcoal lit – check. Food on the grill – check. Cold drinks to help pass the time – check. One hour later, when we were ready to eat, the grill was cold, and the food wasn’t much warmer. She had forgotten to open the vents, and the fire had been snuffed out. Oh well, hamburgers and fried potatoes on the stove alleviated our hunger.
Just had a startling epiphany! Now I know why Jon Doesn’t Get It almost all the time. You know the phrase, “It’s as plain as the nose on your face,” right? Well, that’s it. Jon’s nose is so tiny it’s almost not there, so that’s why for him, pretty much nothing is clear or plain or obvious or even noticeable!
codycab over 2 years ago
Ooh! So close!
Clarence over 2 years ago
All that hard work for nothing
Templo S.U.D. over 2 years ago
{face palm} how on Earth could Jon Arbuckle — the master chef — have forgotten the charcoal?
Wilde Bill over 2 years ago
Yes, Jon, you really outdid yourself. You’re going to have to work really hard to screw-up as badly next year.
Macushlalondra over 2 years ago
I’d suggest a crockpot but that would take too long. I guess you can put them in the oven.
seanfear over 2 years ago
Jon’s brain is like my blanket… once I cover the head the feet pop out and vice versa
ninjanick101 over 2 years ago
So close and yet so far.
David_the_CAD over 2 years ago
There is always a catch.
willispate over 2 years ago
I gotta admit, even my Stepdad would appreciate the Preparation Jon did for the BBQ.
JD'Huntsville'AL over 2 years ago
Thin.
rimose over 2 years ago
Garlic is toxic for both cats and dogs Fortunately it’s just a comic.
BJ40 over 2 years ago
I know Independence Day is coming up, for you my American friends and have BBQ’s and on our Australia day, we have what we call during our Federal Election, a “Democracy Sausage”, which is a hot dog with onions and tomato sauce, sometimes either on a bun, or a slice of bread.
Has anyone ever tried, an Australian democracy sausage before ?
And finally, happy 4th of July, when it arrives, mate.
BJ40 over 2 years ago
BBQ’s, are cats and dogs best friend. :-)
Blu Bunny over 2 years ago
Crankshaft never has that problem.
BigDaveGlass over 2 years ago
Matches? lighter fluid?
mrcooncat over 2 years ago
See Hank Hill for Propane & Propane Accessories (like a grill).
bignatefantic2.0 over 2 years ago
Jon should’ve used a gas grill instead
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 2 years ago
What a dope
jagedlo over 2 years ago
It was interesting to see the different expressions of Garfield and Odie as things unfolded…
2AndFour over 2 years ago
Jon didn’t forget the charcoal. He just didn’t have money for charcoal.
ChristianFilmmakerWannaBe over 2 years ago
Maybe Jon could grill the leftover pizza (if there is any).
cmerb over 2 years ago
Jon , is just like the President Joe Biden in the sense ….Where , am I and what am I doing here ? Good , Luck USA
karmakat01 over 2 years ago
nope…same old brainless Jon…
Goat from PBS over 2 years ago
The moment you realize… you left the store without the one thing you came in for.
6foot6 over 2 years ago
this is why you use propane, and propane accessories.
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
Not a problem for Odie. He likes his rare.
geese28 over 2 years ago
Saving this strip. I’m wanna try those ingredients….with charcoal of course
Steve Dallas over 2 years ago
Should have taken Hank Hill’s advice and gone with clean, efficient, propane.
carlosrivers over 2 years ago
You mean DEEP DISH or thin crust;)
A R V reader over 2 years ago
Even if Jon did get charcoal, would he remember from last time that self-lighting charcoal does not light itself?
CaveCat87 over 2 years ago
Just when it seemed that Jon finally did something right, he once again comes up short. I guess he’ll never succeed.
l3i7l over 2 years ago
One of the first meals a girlfriend prepared for me was meatloaf & baked potatoes on the grill. Charcoal lit – check. Food on the grill – check. Cold drinks to help pass the time – check. One hour later, when we were ready to eat, the grill was cold, and the food wasn’t much warmer. She had forgotten to open the vents, and the fire had been snuffed out. Oh well, hamburgers and fried potatoes on the stove alleviated our hunger.
paranormal over 2 years ago
Poor Jon! He forgets ‘Something will always go wrong!’…
RussellCastine over 2 years ago
How a backyard barbecue becomes a pizza party.
w16521 over 2 years ago
Garfield is certainly not surprised by this.
BlitzMcD over 2 years ago
I agree with Garfield and Odie at the end. “Urf” indeed.
AustinKniga-Bartlett over 2 years ago
Everyone forgets the charcoal.
ronaldalbertansley over 2 years ago
How many people did that forget to charcoal ?
cmxx over 2 years ago
Just had a startling epiphany! Now I know why Jon Doesn’t Get It almost all the time. You know the phrase, “It’s as plain as the nose on your face,” right? Well, that’s it. Jon’s nose is so tiny it’s almost not there, so that’s why for him, pretty much nothing is clear or plain or obvious or even noticeable!
Mario500 over 2 years ago
“THICK OR THIN CRUST?”
(wishes to understand this part of the dialogue in this cartoon)
Realimaginary1 Premium Member over 2 years ago
In Jon’s defense, he followed all the instructions from the cookbook by none other than Roz of Treetops.
yangeldf over 2 years ago
It was a thing in the old 80’s cartoon that Jon was actuallya terrible cook, so he HAD to find some way to fail
Katzi428 over 2 years ago
You get an “E” for effort Jon!!
i_am_the_jam over 2 years ago
He never noticed that there was no fire on the grill?
norphos over 2 years ago
Jon Arbuckle was THAT CLOSE to earning Liz’s respect.
jaydogg187 over 2 years ago
A previous comic had the punchline of Jon not knowing how a door worked. And you want to know how he forgot the charcoal…
carlos.drumin over 2 years ago
Pizza to the rescue!!!
KEA over 2 years ago
I didn’t know what dry rub was (thought it was pornographic) until it came up on an episode of The West Wing.
edeloriea14 over 2 years ago
Maybe Jon should get a propane grill.
Firestar over 2 years ago
He got it last time when he lost his eyebrows!!! ;D
MattDingleberry over 2 years ago
Sometimes I almost feel sorry for Jon.
Asriel over 2 years ago
Thick.
I don't know what to name myself almost 2 years ago
Jon don’t need no damm charcoal. He can heat the stake with his magic. That’s how powerful Jon is.