I guess, much like cartoon hands that (supposedly) look better with only 3 fingers instead of 4, cartoon spiders (supposedly) look better with only 6 legs instead of 8 … ?
I don’t see how that’s going to help; according to the police report, the offending spider frightened her away, but never spoke a word. And nothing was said about the spider actually stealing her curds and whey. Sounds like false arrest to me.
Ratkin Premium Member about 2 years ago
“… and don’t muff it”
David_the_CAD about 2 years ago
Just stomp on all of them.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member about 2 years ago
I guess, much like cartoon hands that (supposedly) look better with only 3 fingers instead of 4, cartoon spiders (supposedly) look better with only 6 legs instead of 8 … ?
Doug K about 2 years ago
“But I never said that! I just sat down beside her and … Oops.”
The Reader Premium Member about 2 years ago
No whey am I saying that!
amxchester about 2 years ago
Who else sees any, or all, jumping on the humans?Or is that just my nightmare?
ddjg about 2 years ago
Oh, so good . .
sandpiper about 2 years ago
Very funny today.
flemmingo about 2 years ago
Number 3 don’t say anything until your lawyer gets there!
jaydogg187 about 2 years ago
Number 3 must now be webbing itself.
Steverino Premium Member about 2 years ago
Curds and whey is cottage cheese.
InTraining about 2 years ago
nowadays it’s called “cottage cheese”….!
The Brooklyn Accent about 2 years ago
I heard she was too frightened to make a positive ID.
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 2 years ago
I learned this version:
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider and sat down beside her, and she squashed it with her spoon.
TurbosDad about 2 years ago
No whey!…
sedrelwesley2 Premium Member about 2 years ago
waidaminut waidaminut ya gots the rong gyz!!!!!
paullp Premium Member about 2 years ago
I don’t see how that’s going to help; according to the police report, the offending spider frightened her away, but never spoke a word. And nothing was said about the spider actually stealing her curds and whey. Sounds like false arrest to me.
Kirk Barnes Premium Member about 2 years ago
“What you got in the bowl, B#$^#H?” -Andrew Dice Clay
falcon_370f about 2 years ago
The spider never said anything about her curds and whey, he simply “…sat down beside her, and frightened Miss Muffet away.”