“Your son is remarkable. Everyone thought that the story arc about the captain of the girls’ basketball team would be the low point of the year, but Greggg was able to come up with something even dumber.”
I can’t wait for the next riveting tale about a kid who uses his paper route money to pay for his grandmother’s Tae Kwon Do classes, so she won’t be afraid to shop in Central City.
“meanwhile your son is remarkable, there are college scouts looking at him already”-because of course, every Div 1 college has a scholarship for a blind pitcher
“Anyway, I won’t out you if you agree to join the Milford Star and write fake puff pieces about me full time. I can have the current reporter taken care of…”
P1 Is dude in the pale green shirt on the right drinking coffee, did he abscond with the girls softball team can of Hoo hard seltzer and using Mr. Bean’s place to hide, relax and guzzle a third of the can?
Klubble over 2 years ago
P1: Is he reaching for his pearls to clutch?
Klubble over 2 years ago
P3: The Hammburglar softens as Gil gives him a toast.
Ravenswing over 2 years ago
Huh. GilPa put it right down the plate, for a change.
bitsy twill over 2 years ago
The real name of the Copyright Cafe is “Mr. Bean”? Did we know this?
BikeMike over 2 years ago
Everyone hoisting coffee & no one on a laptop? It is getting hard for me to accept this strip is truly reflecting reality!
bearwku82 over 2 years ago
P1- Adrian Brody, fresh off the first season of Winning Time- The rise of the Lakers dynasty, make a barely there cameo.
thejudge over 2 years ago
Panel 2.5 – “And you’re a piece of sh*t in a high school health class”.
Mr Reality over 2 years ago
What have you been doing with my son Thorp and the others you Coach ? In all reality reality , you’re nothing but a pervert !
chiphilton over 2 years ago
Gil is enjoying his Ovaltine.
Irish53 over 2 years ago
P 4: “…. Your son has a future in the circus as a ‘blind man pitching’ sideshow attraction…”
Irish53 over 2 years ago
P 1 (thought balloon on background guy): “….all that I have when I come here is these double chocolate lattes but I can’t ever seem to lose weight…”
Irish53 over 2 years ago
Enough of this stupidity already, Rubin. It’s almost July 4 and still no hint of a summer story.
dadjo over 2 years ago
“Your son is remarkable.” Huh?? Is that Kool-Aid the Gilfather is sipping? Unless he’s talking about loofah drills.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 2 years ago
“Your son is remarkable. Everyone thought that the story arc about the captain of the girls’ basketball team would be the low point of the year, but Greggg was able to come up with something even dumber.”
Twainrdr over 2 years ago
I can’t wait for the next riveting tale about a kid who uses his paper route money to pay for his grandmother’s Tae Kwon Do classes, so she won’t be afraid to shop in Central City.
tcayer over 2 years ago
Is he “Lightsaber Kid” all grown up? “David at the Dentist?”
Irish53 over 2 years ago
P 2: Gil is partially correct. He’s old news too
Lord Flatulence Premium Member over 2 years ago
Look at that guy on the right, in the first panel. “Ah, I likes me some good coffee!”
timbob2313 Premium Member over 2 years ago
“meanwhile your son is remarkable, there are college scouts looking at him already”-because of course, every Div 1 college has a scholarship for a blind pitcher
Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham over 2 years ago
“Anyway, I won’t out you if you agree to join the Milford Star and write fake puff pieces about me full time. I can have the current reporter taken care of…”
metals24 over 2 years ago
P1- They’ve been there so long they both changed their shirts.
Gil-doh! over 2 years ago
P1 Is dude in the pale green shirt on the right drinking coffee, did he abscond with the girls softball team can of Hoo hard seltzer and using Mr. Bean’s place to hide, relax and guzzle a third of the can?
James St. John Smythe over 2 years ago
Throw the cup in his face Gil, liven this up!
Devonshade over 2 years ago
It would be cool if what’s his name hauled off and popped a good one on 90 year old Thorp. I would love to see that in this strip.
KaylieFromGilThorp over 2 years ago
Who would pay $329 for a bikini bottom? Or even $88, the sale price?
Mopman over 2 years ago
Keith Hernandez is not impressed. And who else is that in the scene, is that Lumpy? Remember him? Wonder what he’s been up to since graduating?
Wow, the Copyright Café© is really jumping on a school night. Do coffee shops really get that much late night activity? Looks more like a bar scene. And speaking of scenes, I hope nobody made a scene waiting for the late arrive of today’s issue of Mopped Up Thorp.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/The Pro from Dover over 2 years ago
Is that the Patterson boy over there? Who’s that with him?