Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for June 20, 2022

“Right now I even welcome those Mob snipers who I see aiming at us from across the street.”

Way to smoke the Hammmm!

“And frankly, after ten years, no one even remembers who you are, or what you did. You’re old news! Are you afraid to have your picture in the paper because you think you’ll be recognized – or because you know no one will recognize you, or care?”

So there! Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

She’s had all she can takes, she can’t takes no more. And with the ritual takedown of the goateed villain, off to the lake for a day, then MCC.

The facial hair theory prevails.

Uh, when have we seen Greggggg “cowering in the shadows?” Hiding behind a catcher’s mask/helmet maybe, but out there every third day on the mound for all to see. Or bunt at. P4: Ms. Hammmm bolts for the door, as she is late and long overdue for her botox injections and some lipo.

Hey buddy, no one cares about your problems, people have plenty of their own problems and could give a rats a$$ about yours….

It’s been at least 10 years? And he thinks the whole world will recognize him and media will flock to Milford to “expose” his new life if his picture appears anywhere? Almost nobody would even remember him and he certainly doesn’t have a famous face.

P1- Poised for a pimp smackin’.

P2- Dadd has been Hamm handed at best attempting to keep a low profile. How old is this guy? He needs to borrow what Grecian Gil is using.

P3- Mrs. Hamm married Howie from The Benchwarmers?

This is “probably” Greggg’s last year in baseball? So, Valley High School for the Blind doesn’t have a team?

Snore….

P4: “…luckily, Gregg is not afraid of the sunlight…”

In all reality , shouldn’t we be celebrating the Milford Girls who clinched the Valley Softball Championship rather than listening to Ms Hammsandwich shred her husband ?

P2.5 “Not to mention it’s also probably the last year he has eyesight too.”

Did I ever tell you, you’re ugly when you’re mad

I first read this as Gregg shouldn’t have to shower in the shadows. Guess I’ve seen one too many loofah comments.

I’d like to think who Dadd thought was going to be scanning a snippet of crowd footage from a small-town baseball game and say, “hey, isn’t that the guy who invented sources 10 years ago?”

“I should have known never to marry you. You with that stupid goatee. That guaranteed that you’d turn out to be an idiot, a criminal, a villain, a rabble rouser, a deviant, a miscreant, a deviant, a scamp, a rapscallion…” Also, why did you change your shirt in the middle of my rant?

And speaking of rants, there’s more but different ranting going on in today’s Mopped Up Thorp – https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

MOP, you forgot explosive diarrhea.

The brat is blind, he already lives in the shadow. I’m with the old man on this. Social media would kill his family.

I don’t remember or recognize him.

Mom remembers that Mr. Brito guy winking at her in the library. He smoothly told her he was hot for her, and he said he knew a guy with a flamethrower who could get a little unhinged on occasion. May have to give him a call. The flamethrower guy.

Where is that EES coming from?!? The plate in her head?