[Using Old Codger Voice]: Well, you may not remember this, but at the pinnacle of my career in accounting, I appeared as an expert witness several times! Them opposing shysters never knew what hit ’em. That, and at the tender age of 23, I snapped off a pretty mean curve while pitching to my brother Matt. You should live so long.
I was Bath Mat Factory Employee of the Month for three months in a row in 2015. It was MY idea to move the glue room out of the area next to the cafeteria, AND to introduce Haggis Thursdays, which was VERY popular for a couple of weeks, until the novelty wore off and somebody pointed out that our “haggis” was actually ravioli.
painedsmile about 2 years ago
The tail isn’t happy.
FLIGHT SUIT about 2 years ago
10/10, would feed, pet, and snuggle with
prettyfeet about 2 years ago
One ear is slightly smaller than the another ear. Nobody’s purrrfect
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 2 years ago
If Madera Uchiha were revitalized as a fabric cat.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 2 years ago
Careful with that brush.
gigagrouch about 2 years ago
That’s… disturbing.
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
Either this is a two-faced Kat or one is hiding in the hind quarters….
Kat lovers: Gives a new meaning to kissing a felines butt…
3hourtour Premium Member about 2 years ago
…well…isn’t that the cat’s ass…
…I once saw a cat with happy face markings…
…his sister looked like Charlie Chaplin…
…Harry Chapin sang, ’Cat’s In The Cradle…
…Cat Stevens sang, ‘It’s a Wild World’ …
…Jim Stafford sang about his wildwood weed…
…little Feet sang, Don’t Bogart that joint…
…Humphrey Bogart said, ‘Of All The Gin Joints In All The Towns In All The World, She Walks Into Mine.’…
…Rod Stewart sings ,‘Walking on Sunshine’…
…Al Stewart sings, ‘Year of the Cat’…
…attention passengers…
..we have Froglandia bocce…
davidob about 2 years ago
I always operate at a tangent; it’s a sine (and a cosine/cosign) of the times; I’m up to my old trigs again.
Howard'sMyHero about 2 years ago
2 anaComical shades of gray and grey …!
Thomas R. Williams about 2 years ago
I’d wager Alice never saw a cat with two smiles.
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member about 2 years ago
I hate to brag (I am celebrated for my modesty), but since She begged:
https://i.postimg.cc/Y9wgb8Xr/LOTY.jpg
coltish1 about 2 years ago
Frequently mistaken for two meat loaves.
coltish1 about 2 years ago
[Using Old Codger Voice]: Well, you may not remember this, but at the pinnacle of my career in accounting, I appeared as an expert witness several times! Them opposing shysters never knew what hit ’em. That, and at the tender age of 23, I snapped off a pretty mean curve while pitching to my brother Matt. You should live so long.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 2 years ago
I was Bath Mat Factory Employee of the Month for three months in a row in 2015. It was MY idea to move the glue room out of the area next to the cafeteria, AND to introduce Haggis Thursdays, which was VERY popular for a couple of weeks, until the novelty wore off and somebody pointed out that our “haggis” was actually ravioli.
Linguist about 2 years ago
Where’s Waldo’s cat?
6turtle9 about 2 years ago
I’ve heard of sweet back, fatback, baby back, and brokeback, but never happy cat back. Is this the singularity?
lawguy05 about 2 years ago
A happy assed cat.
6turtle9 about 2 years ago
I’ll refrain from listing my accolades here, I wouldn’t want to start a riot. Just suffice it to say, in some parts, I am legendary.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 2 years ago
Too much of Joe Monenes’s Italian sausage for tortellini will see a women’s trunk on the canvas
3hourtour Premium Member about 2 years ago
…olive oil is the secret…
Sisyphos about 2 years ago
Cat-back cat. Image-within-image.
I suppose I could make some catty remark. But I won’t. The target is too soft….