Agnes by Tony Cochran for June 21, 2022

And laugh like a donkey braying HEE-HAW but leave off the HEE.

if i do that i would sound German probably …. and I’m no girl so…….. shrug

They could dress up like Cossette in Les Misérables.

Nose pinching with a snoot that large will be quite the accomplishment.

Now’s the time to start learning French ladies. “No”, in French is the same in English, “Yes” is Oui (pronounced “we”). So in answer to the question, “Do you really have to leave?” The answer would be, “Please excuse me, I have to go oui oui.”

But you’re NOT French, Agnes.

C’est la vie!!

Naturally, Agnes needs both hands to pinch her nose.

Moving up to Lower Slobbovian.

(On the other hand, those were true beauties.)

où est le fromage?

oh, sorry, i thought she said “cut a snack”…

Agnes and Trout can be Les Demoiselles de Rochefort, longing to move to glamorous Paris!

Umm.. was there a warning about adult content for that movie? Did that little girl have a lot of rich uncles that dressed her in frilly dresses.

Anyone else remember the “Friends” episode, when Joey was trying to fake knowing how to speak French ?

Keep on truckin’, Agnes and Trout.

Just call everyone Mon Ami.

What’s the French for “flabbergasted?” :)

Ya got to be cute to begin with to be cute French girls.

Just say “Zut alors!” A lot

“Pinch your nose and sound flabbergasted” might work, but as much as I like Agnes and Trout, lotsa luck with the part about acting cute.

“and sound flabbergasted”HAHAHAHAHA