Close to Home by John McPherson for July 10, 2022

Well that device is better than a leash. Maybe.

The rise of misandry

funny, but is he housebroken?

Aren’t most of us husbands kind of like that already?

Is he also a rescue?

Let’s bow our heads for the man’s prayer. “I’m a man. But I can change. If I have to. I guess. Amen”.

How’s that ol’ saying go “A Pain in the Backside”

You can take him anywhere but no one can pet him without your permission

Do not talk about sports to the Service Husband while he is working…

I don’t who’s dumber, her or him?

That is a perfect idea. I love it. Though, I’m a bit surprised he doesn’t have a collar and a leash as well.

I resemble that picture.

“Gooo Boy!”…Be sure to give him a nice belly rub when you get home.

Service Husband, huh!?

Well, enjoy it now! Because it’s all fun and games until he scoots his butt across the living room carpet!

HEY! HEY! HEY! Go outside if you’re gonna do that!

I thought we were all service husbands!

Does he have to lie by her feet at restaurants?

Remember he runs on beer, pizza and sports for maximum efficiency

Yeah, we get lost or in a jam if we’re allowed to roam free.

My wife has given all of her women friends permission to boss me around. She says that way, I’m never without adult supervision…not sure what she means by that…yes dear!

Please, do not pet or annoy.

At least she can take him in the women’s locker room.

Imagining the comments if they’re places were switched.

Hi, Bleeb.

Is he chipped too?

I see Bleeb’s in his usual spot.

But not an emotional support man.

“I’ll never be your beast of burden.

My back is broad, but it’s a-hurting.

All I want, for you to make love to me.

I’ll never be your beast of burden.

I’ve walked for miles, my feet are hurting.

All I want is for you to make love to me."

Johnny depp will tell you that’s spousal abuse.

Bleeb!! You bad……..whatever you are!

Aren’t we all, in some way or other.

This is not reality. If it was there would be a hook for her purse on his vest.

Truth in advertising.

Should have just gotten a “Service Animal” vest.