F Minus by Tony Carrillo for June 20, 2022

Breakfast of the Caribbean?

That’s kind of a light breakfast for Bilbo.

Couldn’t be satisfied with the ol’ “Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck ’em”, could you?

Could I have some “Alive without breath,As cold as death;Never thirsty, ever drinking,All in mail never clinking.” please…

Sounds like one of Gollum’s three trick questions.

We’re all set to bury it under the “X”

Hobbit

Not a proper order without specifying what kind of toast.

And that’s on the menu???

This is quite funny, but I keep thinking the restaurant must be in a dark cavern.

Code language at Joe’s dinner!

For which would this be a typical dish, first or second breakfast?

“Toast? What’s toast, precious?”

shoot!!! now all I can think about is — A thing that all things devours – birds, beasts, trees, flowers – gnaws iron, bites steel – grinds hard stones to meals – lays king, ruins town – and beats mountain down

I prefer “In marble halls as white as milk, Lined with a skin as soft as silk, Within a fountain crystal-clear, a golden apple doth appear. No doors there are to this stronghold, Yet thieves break in and steal the gold.” But I guess that’s too long an order for a short-order cook.

Cook to Woman: “Who the hell are you?”

Gotta admire the respect for the classics!

One hard-boiled egg & toast coming up!

Clever!

“We’re sorry, folks, but, your breakfast is going to be about an hour late… the chef has no idea what I said.”

Haven’t a clue what this is and I worked in the business.