Sorry, folks! A bit of a glitch with the caption the first time. I’ve re-uploaded, which might mean the first of you to weigh in will have to re-do your comments. Apologies!
I notice that Wikipedia describes Loomis as an ‘illustrator’. When someone asked Maxfield Parrish what the difference was between an ‘illustrator’ and an ‘artist’, he replied, “Oh, about twenty thousand a year.”
(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first link found, and if using Google, search for the text 1942, and click its MORE DETAILS for info about this oil on canvas illustration (other named search engines will take you directly there), provided it hasn’t been sold (I can’t put this on Wikimedia Commons due to copyright issues – the artist died in 1959).
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2943 (June 14, 2022) blog entry (has caption), accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to info about this artist. First work by him used here.
BE THIS GUY about 2 years ago
Family get togethers became awkward for Ellen after she slept with her husband’s brother.
BE THIS GUY about 2 years ago
Here is the caption Melcher wrote for this piece:
Andrew Loomis, American
“Heads, We Enjoy Mother’s Delicious Baked Ham. Tails, We Hit That Swingers Club I Found On Yelp,” 1942
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 2 years ago
“Oh my god; why did I choose this day to stop drinking?”
Call me Ishmael about 2 years ago
“Eureka ! I’ve found the legendary missing sock !”
Call me Ishmael about 2 years ago
“Here’s to our wives and lovers – may they never meet!”
orinoco womble about 2 years ago
Looks like they’re setting up a wife swap. I know that pink thing is a dress but it looks like a housecoat.
Jayalexander about 2 years ago
“Oh this? I do it for luck against trichinosis. Mom’s a terrible cook. That’s how dad died in ’84.”
Steve Melcher creator about 2 years ago
Sorry, folks! A bit of a glitch with the caption the first time. I’ve re-uploaded, which might mean the first of you to weigh in will have to re-do your comments. Apologies!
Solstice*1947 about 2 years ago
/// Gail thought back to that dinner with Barry:
“Grandma’s ham, almost too hot to carry.
But she stood (next to Fred).
We all watched, (I in red),
as a coin flip chose whom Barry’d marry.”
/// “It spins in the air— Heads or Tails?
I smile, though my nerve nearly fails.
We wait for the choice.
Which one will rejoice?
Which name will he call… Fred’s or Gail’s?”
/// “It falls Tails, so the bride will be me!”
Freddy frowned, for he couldn’t agree.
Barry’s smile lit the room,
but their joy turned to gloom.
Grandma spoke: “No! Best two out of three.”
blackman2732 about 2 years ago
“Heads, we go home with our own wives. Tails, we swap.”
Egrayjames about 2 years ago
“Heads I win….Tails you lose!” (It’s amazing how many times I’ve gotten away with that.)
dwagon55 about 2 years ago
Behold! The idea lightbulb!
Reader about 2 years ago
How they decided who took in their senile mother. The winner did not elect to receive.
rmremail about 2 years ago
Ah, the good old days, when men wore three piece suits to Sunday dinner with mom
rmremail about 2 years ago
Granny had lived through the Depression – she could immediately sense any loose change, like a hawk spotting a hare.
kv450 about 2 years ago
From Mr. Melcher’s website:
Andrew Loomis, American, 1942
“Heads, We Enjoy Mother’s Delicious Baked Ham. Tails, We Hit That Swingers Club I Found On Yelp,”
sjp_30188 about 2 years ago
“THIS is what we have in the bank after last Monday!”
Call me Ishmael about 2 years ago
Bob and Carol and Alice and Ted /
two couples unhappily wed/
Have found a solution/
It’s called “substitution”:/
Each will go to the other’s’ bed.///
Snoopy_Fan about 2 years ago
“Heads, I get the two of you. Tails, I get the old lady.”
hk Premium Member about 2 years ago
Heads, I take your wife. Tails, I take my wife. Call it mom.
r1g0r about 2 years ago
still toes-up, steve.
prrdh about 2 years ago
I notice that Wikipedia describes Loomis as an ‘illustrator’. When someone asked Maxfield Parrish what the difference was between an ‘illustrator’ and an ‘artist’, he replied, “Oh, about twenty thousand a year.”
PossumPete about 2 years ago
You know that you’re supposed to cross your legs BEFORE you do that.
wincoach Premium Member about 2 years ago
Heads I get the sisters and you have to bed the mother, tails you get the sisters.
Rev Phnk Ey about 2 years ago
Nice to see the rest of Leopold’s family (Scary Gary).
thebashfulone about 2 years ago
This is the type of poster that inspired Firesign Theatre. You know—“Shoes for Industry! Shoes for the Dead!”
rugeirn about 2 years ago
Well, there’s still no caption, but nobody’s had to redo their comments. Better let well enough alone.
epaphus8 about 2 years ago
Mabel made a mental note: “That was supposed to be 2 tabs of LSD in the pre-dinner sangria, not 5.”
Funny_Ha_Ha about 2 years ago
Shondra played along with the “Hey I got your kneecap trick”.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 2 years ago
It looks like an old magazine ad for the latest kitchen gadget. It also looks like Aunt Bee bustling in, saying, “HERE we are.”
waes-hael about 2 years ago
“Heads we eat Ma’s Made-with-Love meal; tails we get Little Caesars.”
kafroggy Premium Member about 2 years ago
He is such an idiot. We all know there is no wishbone in a ham.
The Wolf In Your Midst about 2 years ago
“Look at my commission on the $4 million sale I made for ConHugeCo! Tonight we eat like kings!”
Holden Awn about 2 years ago
“Swingers’ Club”? It’ll be “tails” indeed once you’re there, regardless of the coin flip.
Tyge Premium Member about 2 years ago
♬They come runnin’ just as fast as they can♬
♬’Cause every girl crazy ’bout a sharp-dressed man♬
mpolo11 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Caption not there now. 9:00 PT
po'dawg about 2 years ago
“Look what I got out of my nose.”
mabrndt Premium Member about 2 years ago
Man Flipping a Coin:
Paste (including the quote marks)
"Man Flipping a Coin" site:illustratedgallery.com
(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first link found, and if using Google, search for the text 1942, and click its MORE DETAILS for info about this oil on canvas illustration (other named search engines will take you directly there), provided it hasn’t been sold (I can’t put this on Wikimedia Commons due to copyright issues – the artist died in 1959).
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2943 (June 14, 2022) blog entry (has caption), accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to info about this artist. First work by him used here.
Another Take about 2 years ago
Happy Germans going about their day circa 1941.
raybarb44 about 2 years ago
I’d rather be anywhere else……
schaefer jim about 2 years ago
Women from the days of yesteryear looked damn swell!
anomaly about 2 years ago
Mom says she’s in.
d1234dick Premium Member about 2 years ago
heads i win, anyone but grandma.
rchasen Premium Member about 2 years ago
“Heads, We Enjoy Mother’s Delicious Baked Ham. Tails, We Hit That Swingers Club I Found On Yelp,” 1942
Running Buffalo Premium Member about 2 years ago
As she was reminiscing about her life, she realized that she left all men speechless … even Steve Melcher.
Solstice*1947 about 2 years ago
/// When a coin is flipped into the air
It’s assumed that the contest is fair.
Each side hopes to rejoice
when the binary choice
picks a “winner” from one of the pair.
/// But the loser may have cause to holler
and get heated up under the collar.
If the “flipper” betrayed
the mute promise he made—
with a palmed silver (two-headed) dollar.
waes-hael about 2 years ago
“Heads we have Ma’s made-with-love meal, over which she slaved all day; Tails we have Little Caesar’s $5 special…”
Chakolate about 2 years ago
Was Mrs Doubtfire hosting?