Peanuts by Charles Schulz for July 19, 2022

Did Beethoven have wooden teeth too Lucy?

I too cannot stand it, Schroeder.

Well, they both have three syllable names ending with “n.” I suppose that’s close enough.

Lucy, you make Patricia Reichardt seem smart.

He was being inducted into the Cleveland Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

“Don’t know much about history” (Sam Cooke)

Do Washington and Beethoven look-alike?

“Roll over Beethoven” (Chuck Berry)

Did Beethoven cross the river with a loud crescendo?

Lucy could tell that story to today’s H.S. graduates, and half of them would believe her.

Welcome to Lucy’s Alternate History 101.

Lucy’s not the only one confused about the geography. For some reason they reenact Beethoven Crossing the Cumberland every Christmas here above Trenton. Some day I’ll have to go up there and see it.

I think Schroder must be getting ill from seeing all that history being butchered!

I also get sick around stupidity… I’m sick all the time

Boy, she sure mixed up a lot of people and events.

I bet Lucy votes Democrat.

Meh. They look pretty similar.

I can’t stand it ;)

LOL!

Lucy initially seems intent on speaking in Haiku but never fails to complete her sentences with filler.

I don’t know what all the fuss is about…she got everything right except for the ‘Nashville’ part.

They were actually going to Woodstock.

As a Nashvillian, Beethoven would have been welcome at the Grand Ol’ Opry.

I don’t think Lucy believes what she’s saying. I think she’s just trying to impress Schroeder by talking about Beethoven.

And Brahms and his long white beard came down the chimney with a sackful of presents.Nashville?Nah.Memphis

Only so much misinformation Schroeder can take

I believe you’re thinking of Washington and his army.

were they gonna perform at The Grand Old Opry?

Her knowledge of music and history are rivaled only by her skill in baseball.

Some teacher somewhere is crying right now…..

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Seems the tounge is showing how sick he is at Lucy’s total lack of knowledge.

With all the wild stories people tell on the internet these days, her Beethoven story sounds downright plausible by comparison!

I remember that — he was actually on his way to the Grand Ole Opry.

Sure, it happened, Lucy!

I’m with you, Schroeder.

Nashville, I remember Nashville!

Lucy Van Boebert?

It’s not impossible that such a picture exists