Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 27, 2022

Good call. That what ever that is. Is ugly.

oh dude that’s me (the person, that is… ahem)

A great idea. I have been known to ask total strangers for an opinion while trying on clothes, or while shopping for someone else’s gift.

If he buys it, he can rent himself out as a stoplight…

Weird Al just happened to be shopping at that store.

It looks like that article of clothing was hit by a Cyclone. Go Iowa State.

The colourblind leading the colourblind.

unless you’re Milton Jones or Jamie Kennedy

Doesn’t the dog get to wear one of those vests that say service dog?

If you had an assistance cat it would only say: “It suits you right!”

Weird Al called, he wants to buy that shirt.

Maybe he’s a jockey?

I have never yet met a dog that cared what people were wearing. Besides, sometimes tacky is good.

I like it!

See Spot ruminate.

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Ruminate, Spot, ruminate.

He must work for milk bones

Doggies doesn’t care much about clothes. Just grows your fur and not needs no stupid clothes.

That’s a nice lookin shirt me says.

At least with an assistance dog he doesn’t have to buy flowers and candy for Valentines day, spend 6 months salary on a ring or go marathon shopping. Life’s good.

I need this dog.

the folks in our area are walking proof that ugly is no impediment when it comes to clothes…