That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for June 17, 2022

Atlas Shrugged — Anna slept.

/// L’Endormie, or the (French) sleepyhead

nodded off over something she read.

What’s this sweet redhead reading?

It’s a tome on breastfeeding.

Baby woke her five times to be fed.

This bodice ripper wasn’t quite the pager turner that it was billed as.

After noticing the artist’s model fell asleep, he rearranged her clothing a little.

Eunice checking her “Onlyfans Scroll”

Business is a little slow in the mornings at the Mustang Ranch

Colleen took the Bodice Ripper Novel a little too literally.

She tried to study between breastfeeding breaks but kept nodding off.

The instruction booklet for self-examination was a tedious read.

The alternate cover for “The Sleeping Beauties” book.

Remember … as a redhead, no more than 15 minutes sun tanning; or you will tend to burn.

The instruction book “How to put on a dress” was just too complicated.

After Melony, the cobbler’s daughter, fell asleep reading, the night elves had a bit of fun.

Wardrobe malfunction in five, four, three……..

Melony has nice melons….

She’s fallen asleep in a chair/

Exposing a pale, perky pair/

It’s a snowy expanse/

One well worth a glance/

Or (more likely) a lingering stare..///

Her shirt’s in extreme disrepair/

But asleep, she does not seem to care/

Let’s not put her to bed -/

Let us paint her, instead/

While she’s blissfully unaware.///

But tell us – (your secret we’ll keep)/

Do tell us – what kind of a creep/

(We have our suspicions/

About your impositions)/

Would unbutton her while she’s asleep ?

It’s nice Melony isn’t stressing over her exam tomorrow – covering the rest of War and Peace.

Jean, cheri, will you finish the job?! I’m getting a stiff neck here and my arm’s all pins and needles!

To set up your easel and paint/

without waking her calls for restraint /

You need never ask/

What’s required for the task/

and patience ascribed to a saint///

But the final- the holiest quest/

For the painter who’d not be a pest/

The ultimate test/

Is exposing the rest/

While never disturbing her rest.

Room for one more on those pillows?

Better titles for this painting:

Use Your Imagination

Guess What Happened Next!

Slip A Nip Or Two

This one’s a hooter!

And no, that’s not ‘a-n-i-e’.

Kudos to Mr. Melcher for getting that many puns into one title!

Is Steve trying to keep abreast with Stephan? What a tit-illating thought?

" Sacré bon Dieu ! " exclaimed Rixens to himself. " Je ne pensais pas que le Rohypnol agirait si vite ! "

A little nip slip as she takes a kip.

Sleepy Head: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Jean André Rixens" site=commons.wikimedia.org 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found, and once there find the text string dormie, and click its link for info and links that point to more info (best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2944 (June 17, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to some info about this artist. First work by him used here.

Barnes & Nearly Nipple…

“Do-It-Yourself Guide to Breast Cancer Screening”

Excuse me Miss, your slip is showing on the inside…..

Another best-seller by Dan Brown.

tired of reading, silvia wanted to rest her head on her breasts but her neck wasn’t long enough, so she just looked at them and off to sleep.

Terrible, terrible, terrible, and terrible.

She hated it when the footmen pulled their frat pranks during nap time.

She’s a wet nurse – and one of the best/

But for now she’s emptied each breast/

When she finished the “feed”/

She attempted to read/

But it’s clear that she needed a rest.

Speaking of a “rack”, the dress looks like something off the used dress rack at the Goodwill store.

“Self Hypnosis for Dummies.”

“Oh my….these Casanova stories are going to do me in”