Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 05, 2022

Some cute cats in there. Sunbathing :)

Nine lifeguards, one for each life.

Unlikely, lol.

As with all cats, that one on the beach towel is ours (during the day) but at night he’s GO, GO, GO!!…”crash, bang, walks overtop anyone sleeping…”

Catfish in the water

Do cats get cramps swimming if they don’t wait an hour after eating?

What should you call this group of Life Guard Cats? (A clutter, a clowder, a glaring, or a pounce?)

They seem too organized here to be a Clutter.

If they were more joyous, I’d say they were “on Clowder nine”.

Wearing sunglasses makes them seem to not be (so much) a Glaring.

If they have to jump down for a rescue, Pounce would be fitting.

FanCATstic, isn’t it.

Caption independent of being cats:

Strong union.

You see people bring dogs to the beach, but never cats. It must be the lack of available lifeguards.

Well, at least this confirms that there are SOME cats that like to go in the water.

Very subtle, brilliant.

This would never happen. Cats would never voluntarily get into the water.

LOL! The cutest ever!

Cats don’t go in water, Mark

Cute kitties. It makes sense until you think about it!

Funnier, but crude, idea: the sand as the cats’ toilet!

Love it! Thanks for the laugh. Great way to start a day.