He prefers the Reynolds.
That’s a wrap…
Thereby blowing your chance to become the world’s first wrap artist.
Try it on some lower level officials and lesser slaves and we’ll check it out in a few years.
You should hear Saran when the DJ starts, he can really…rap!
It’s still better to be wrapped in that new newfangled Saran Wrap than with T.P.
It was transparent he was just in it for the money. Later he peddled it as evening wear for the cocubines during harem dances. Rejected for leaving nothing to the imagination.
Forget it Saran, let’s just wrap up this job!
“Besides, it really only sticks to itself!”
Saran then decided to go to work at a weight loss clinic.
It got even better when a certain boy came up with Tut-perware.
Don’t wrap it….bag it.
his plans were foiled again
He told me he prefers this, be-gauze its cooler.
What could have inspired the Egyptians to mummify their leaders?
The trick to using “Cling Wrap” is to wet your fingers first. I’m guessing it would work on “Saran Wrap” as well.
I hear wrap music.
Saran Wrap is a pain because it always sticks to itself.
A man came into his psychiatrist’s office dressed only in Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist says, “I can see you’re nuts.”
I hope he patented it
Well, this case is all Wrap-ped up.
He just wanted to be clear on this.
Cut! Okay, that’s a wrap.
This is mummifying
Another good one, Scott!
Seal a Meal would have made a fortune back then!
looking at the hieroglyphics, looks like Toyota, VW, McDonalds, Twitter,Mercedes, Nike, and Apple were all around back then.
He was going to use aluminum but he was foiled
There’s so much wrong with the mummifying here, the wearing of the headdress on the cadaver for one. But it made me laugh anyway ;-)
we’ve learned much about those ancient practices, but have yet to discover how a twinkie can be so well-preserved even after 50 years…
If the material is not clean and flexible, he might get a tapeworm!
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 2 years ago
He prefers the Reynolds.
kgs almost 2 years ago
That’s a wrap…
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Thereby blowing your chance to become the world’s first wrap artist.
PoodleGroomer almost 2 years ago
Try it on some lower level officials and lesser slaves and we’ll check it out in a few years.
ronaldspence almost 2 years ago
You should hear Saran when the DJ starts, he can really…rap!
Bilan almost 2 years ago
It’s still better to be wrapped in that new newfangled Saran Wrap than with T.P.
Jayalexander almost 2 years ago
It was transparent he was just in it for the money. Later he peddled it as evening wear for the cocubines during harem dances. Rejected for leaving nothing to the imagination.
iggyman almost 2 years ago
Forget it Saran, let’s just wrap up this job!
Lady loves a joke almost 2 years ago
“Besides, it really only sticks to itself!”
nosirrom almost 2 years ago
Saran then decided to go to work at a weight loss clinic.
Bilan almost 2 years ago
It got even better when a certain boy came up with Tut-perware.
Little Caesar almost 2 years ago
Don’t wrap it….bag it.
Chief Inspector almost 2 years ago
his plans were foiled again
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
He told me he prefers this, be-gauze its cooler.
e.groves almost 2 years ago
What could have inspired the Egyptians to mummify their leaders?
uniquename almost 2 years ago
The trick to using “Cling Wrap” is to wet your fingers first. I’m guessing it would work on “Saran Wrap” as well.
Impact55 almost 2 years ago
I hear wrap music.
Lee26 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Saran Wrap is a pain because it always sticks to itself.
Owhatadoc Premium Member almost 2 years ago
A man came into his psychiatrist’s office dressed only in Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist says, “I can see you’re nuts.”
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I hope he patented it
zeexenon almost 2 years ago
Well, this case is all Wrap-ped up.
Lablubber almost 2 years ago
He just wanted to be clear on this.
kmccjoe1 almost 2 years ago
Cut! Okay, that’s a wrap.
BigBoy almost 2 years ago
This is mummifying
Lola85 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Another good one, Scott!
tee929 almost 2 years ago
Seal a Meal would have made a fortune back then!
Mr. Impatient almost 2 years ago
looking at the hieroglyphics, looks like Toyota, VW, McDonalds, Twitter,Mercedes, Nike, and Apple were all around back then.
PaulGoes almost 2 years ago
He was going to use aluminum but he was foiled
LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member almost 2 years ago
There’s so much wrong with the mummifying here, the wearing of the headdress on the cadaver for one. But it made me laugh anyway ;-)
gopher gofer almost 2 years ago
we’ve learned much about those ancient practices, but have yet to discover how a twinkie can be so well-preserved even after 50 years…
Realimaginary1 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
If the material is not clean and flexible, he might get a tapeworm!