Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 27, 2022

Well I should hop so!

I assume that THIS guy would have a Frank costume from the movie Donnie Darko.

https://ew.com/movies/2017/03/31/donnie-darko-bunny-suit-frank-untold-stories/

Sometimes things are put in a bags but not always.

But consuming your own partially digested fibrous scat does NOT add charm to your costume.

Pffft. Name one thing a big fluffy tail DOESN’T add personality to.

Why do you wear that people suit?

A big fluffy tail is the last thing you’ll see as it scampers across the yard and under the shed!

However, on a bunny costume, you get the whole rabbit, nothing but the whole rabbit, huge ears, outgoing whiskers, pink nose, and that wiggling ball of fur! Coochy coochy coo!

I got the tail, but it’s not as fluffy as it used to be.

Jack Rabbits too.

Eye Matey, here’s TO you …!

Psycho eyebrows.

Thus spake the famous Playboy Philosopher Huge Heffner!

While he’s got green and blue gym socks. Call fashion police

This Halloween tip brought to you in, um … late June.

The way that guy looks, I’d need to know if red touches yellow.

that’s what hugh said

Cat costume too.

Some people need all the help they can get.

Furries who run (or waddle) around in Bad Bunny costumes need all the help they can get.

On the other hand, there is the female pro wrestler in AEW called The Bunny, not at all so hard to look at as this guy. https://tinyurl.com/2p9h67ua (from her VLOG; she likes Oreos….)

…except in Texas…

…this is a puff piece…

…costume?…

… personality?…

…no one called Jessica Rabbit, that…

…those…

…it’s her basic instinct…

…banned and edited out…

…aah, there’s the driveway…

…(and here I thought it was going nowhere fast)…