Herman by Jim Unger for July 11, 2022

“I wish I could swallow another bite.”

The chickens were a bit bigger back then.

make a wish…but a really big one

—) And so, after quite a bit of refinement, the ancient musical “jaw harp” was fashioned. After the last Roc went extinct the instrument was considerably down-sized, except for the large “Boesendorfer Imperial” concert versions.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mrxxed54hcg

Chickenosaurus Rex

Wish for a very large barbecue grill

He’s thinking, “ What do you mean? How the heck am I supposed to do that?” And “I wish he’d quit waving that thing in my face.”

I wish we hadn’t eaten the whole thing.

I wish we had a hibachi.

Wish we have the same luck with the next tyrannosaurus.

Grog wish we had another brontosaurus, Grog still hungry.

Burp! Later I’m tired.

I wish I was in that movie with Rachel Welch

I wish its brother won’t come after us.

I wish that next time I get the drumstick!

Better than “pull my finger…”

Rather the pterodactyls were bigger back then.