Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for July 11, 2022

Don’t buy Möbius tape.

Can Möbius tape be properly known as “double-stick” tape?

Up here in eastern Ontario it has been below normal, barring some spikes, since spring.

I always fold over one corner of the tape when I’m finished using it. Makes life SO much easier.

I remember the first time humidity was so bad…2018…and it’s getting worse and longer spells. I don’t ever remember when the DEW POINT being higher than the temps! It’s gonna get worse unfortunately….like everything else….

It’s so hot he can’t find a metaphor that makes sense.

Summer ain’t what they used to be. Seems like our local tv weather guy has announced the hottest July on record every year since 2010. Expect this year to be no different, at least here in central VA.

Even small kids, who used to cry to go out no matter the weather, seem to prefer the indoors. But, of course, there’s lots of tv programming that wasn’t available decades ago. In addition, cell phones and digital gaming have become a large influence in kids engaging in less physical activity than in earlier years.

You ain’t seen nothing yet.

Scotch tape is nothing compared to clear packing tape!

Got a voice? LIke to use it? If you like this, sing it—share it!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyqhYDjaB60

The temp’rature’s higher The bigger the fire A planet-wide fryer, no beer—We’re nearing the tip-over year. We’re nearing the tip-over year.

The countdown began so many long years ago, Years being years, it seemed to go slow. But now we’re all here, just a few years to go: We’re nearing the tip-over year.

The temp’rature’s higher The bigger the fire. We’re down to the wire, it’s clear: We’re nearing the tip-over year. We’re nearing the tip-over year.

We’re not yet lock-stepped/ to an iron-clad fate, It almost is, but it isn’t too late’til the birds and the bees disappear. We’re nearing the tip-over year.You must understand There’s no time, no debate, Change the world now, The future won’t wait. The future is already here—

The temp’rature’s higher The bigger the fire, Wake the town crier, Wake the town crier, Wake the town crier—We’re nearing the tip-over year (nearing the tip-over—)nearing the tip-over year.

One thing we agree on Like it’s up there in neon, We’re nearing the tip-over year.

w/m c. 2022: Matt Levinhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyqhYDjaB60

For those suffering in the heat of Summer, you might feel better after reading today’s “Gray Matters” comic.

I never thought of it that way, but yeah. About the same degree of hopelessness.