Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 15, 2022

The green fairy is making them absinthe minded

Golf shots.

Only Fink’s canteen held Gatorade as Fink did not meet the minimum height requirement for any other beverage.

What? Gatorade doesn’t come in brown bottles? You’re kidding aren’t you?

And I do not want to know what was in those bottles even though I have a good idea,

I hope that there is no gopher on/in the course like there was in Caddyshack. No telling what that gopher would do if it drank that stuff. The Knight might even become friends with a Dangerfield. But at yeast no one is ale-ing but the King. And he, the King, is a stout fellow indeed.

The Wiz is telling us: It’s not Gator-ade …

… but some of his home brew (potion) of Turtle-ade.

Nah, it’s Wiz’s special brew!

Freestyle golf is a lot more fun.

Best part of that game.

Oooh it was Gatorade alright. CBD Gatorade

If you’re not snockered in 18 hole you are doing it wrong. …or you’re a professional golfer wishing you were snockered.

Usually the best shots are at the 19th hole.

Methinks a lil mescalin mix.

F. O. R. E. !

If Bung brought them, there’s no way that was Gatorade. Never trust Bung with bringing beverages…unless it’s alcohol.

Beer comes in 18 packs. Golf courses come with 18 holes. What could possibly be more compatible? Perhaps 24 beers in a case and 24 hours in a day?

I have seen this locally, Alligator also involved

Golf is much more fun like this!

Gatorade hasn’t been invented yet, King…

Absinthe!

Nitro?

As I have said: The early days of Golf were a lot more dangerous.

Years ago, there was a postcard in Scotland claiming the number of holes on a regulation golf course was determined by how many shots the player could get out of their flask of whiskey.

It was mixed with some of Wiz’s Magic Mushrooms!

Yah think?