Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for July 26, 2022

She was quick to throw him under the bus

Wanda did NOT say he had to give her his phone.

The art of the proper paraphrase.

Smooth move Wanda!

Triangulation at its best. What Zoe needs is a major timeout to spend with Hammie.

Just use a camcorder!

Directors these days have no time for anything other than business.

Why you save your old phone!

can’t get mine off the cam in the bedroom.

I’m trying to decide if it would be worse to hear “what did ya bring me??” or “hand over your phone” as the first thing to hear from my kid when I get home.

Another case of Zoe hearing what she wants to hear (Wanda never said that) and then being ‘Bossy’ about it. I’ve met people like what Zoe will become, and they’re called ‘Entitled @ssholes’.

My dad’s reply would have been “The only thing I have to do is pay taxes and die.”

Isn’t his office attire a bit more casual these days? I think he’s always come home in a coat and tie.

Wren!

Dad needs to find out why.

Yeah, not quite what she said Zoe. Meanwhile, Hammie is gearing up for his cameo.

Trust, but verify.

Smart woman, that Wanda…

Haha! XD

With Zoe, it’s two busses and a freight train.