Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 17, 2022

No tip then?

You wouldn’t have liked the service

Purpose of fishing is to feed the fish.

I went fishing, got my line all tangled up and went home.

You know that all those fancy lures and flies you find in the store are not meant to catch fish. They are meant to catch fisherman’s wallets for the store.

Went to a fishy place eh.

You need to be very careful when eating your food off a hook.

You don’t want to get skewered (and become food yourself)

Are “refills” free?

That happens to me all the time. A great mystery of life – HOW does a fish eat my bait off my hook and not get caught?

This is the third comic today that’s featured some form of fishing.

Well, time to go back to school for a refresher course…

Best fishing, I ever did was when me and my best friend went down to the river, threw our bait in, then threw our lines in and just sat on the shore shooting the breeze and waiting for the sun to go down. Most relaxing and satisfying day ever. Ironically, Mom had fish fingers and french fries for dinner.

Sometimes you get the fish, sometimes the fish gets you!!!

Next time, Wiz needs magic bait.

Hey you get what you hooked for

A young kid approached an old man on the pier and asked, “Mister, I see you here almost every day sitting here fishing but I never see you catch anything. How come?”

The old man replied, “Son, there’s more to fishing than catching a fish. Sometimes just being here fishing is good enough.”

“There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing by the edge of the water like an idiot” – Steven Wright

For you health, try not to get hooked on one food. Variety is the spice of life.

No one ever seems to be fully satisfied.

He could get Henry and play ‘the one that got away!’…

The service was ok but the presentation needs to be overhauled.

Better luck next time…..

Even with no fish caught, a day on the water is always a good day!

If all the fish got together, I’m sure they could tip him.

Hey, Wiz! Look at Snoopy and Woodstock going out fishing as well.