Free Range by Bill Whitehead for July 17, 2022

Not far from the “Moondocks”.

Stay way from their rover!!

They like their privacy.

Beyond the Boondocks is the Backside of the Moon and Beyond that is the As$ end of Nowhere !

But isn’t their rock garden fantastic? And no grass to mow!

They have so much space

Me always knews they a bunch of loonies.

We don’t get much company. I just assumed it was because I’m an azzhole. Yea, it’s probably just the distance.

Sometimes I wish I could live there,

A trip to the moon,Alice.

Screw the Jones. Try keeping up with the Johnsons!

♫♪

Every night I watch the lights

From the house up on the moon

I love a little girl that lives up there

And I guess I always will

But I don’t dare knock on her door

’Cause her daddy is Elon Musk

So I’ll just have to be content

To see her whenever I must

♪♫

And it looks like they get postal delivery!

maybe my family can get a place that far out. :D

That was some lonnnnnnnnnnnnnng road. I hope it had rest stops.

That was some trip….and he didn’t even run out of gas….

We aren’t going to make it back home unless we borrow some oxygen and battery charge from them. They’ve been wanting to show us their new solar panels and battery wall. I hope it doesn’t leave them short for the next 2 weeks of dark phase.

if only…..

Boondocks means what this cartoon describes: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boondocks

Time to trade in the Mercury monarch.

Location, location, location….

“Far out!”

they’ve got reservations later for the restaurant at the end of the universe…

I’ll swap houses with the Johnsons!!!