The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 27, 2022

once again, there is a woman to blame, but he knows, it’s his own dam# fault!

Barney Gumble found the lost shaker of salt. As I recall, he was lying on top of it.

Just thank goodness that she’s not covered in oil.

Jimmy Buffet went hiking in the wilderness and was attacked by a lost hermit from a old American religious cult. It was a lost shaker assault.

But he shouldn’t have gone hiking in the wilderness alone. It was his own dam fault.

Cut him some slack. He was preoccupied with his blown out flip flops.

Looks like he just came in from strummin’ his six-string on his front porch swing.

Living on cupcakes , and watching the sun bake all of the tourists covered with oitl gets to you after a while!

ummmm, I do recognize the name, but need help.

He’s been wastin’ away again while searchin’ for his lost shaker of salt. He could blame this woman, but he knows it’s nobody’s fault (Actually it’s his own fault).

So that’s where the lost shaker of salt jars are!

she looks too angry to make a paradise cheeseburger…

Sing her “The I-95 Song” …..

He was searching for his S. A. L. T. S. A. L. T. S. A. L T

OK, he’ll change the lyrics to looking for pepper.

Looks like there is a woman to blame…him.

It’s Male Pattern Blindness

FunFact-

Jimmy Buffett got the idea for Margaritaville while dining at a Mexican restaurant in Austin Texas.

https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/how-an-austin-margarita-inspired-jimmy-buffetts-margaritaville/

LOL

I don’t get this one. One of his lyrics, I assume.

If it had been a snake

Focusing too much on his new tattoo?

BTW- excellent one today!

Jimmy is a right handed guitarist.

The real reason he went to Margaritaville..

After the first 8 or 9 margaritas, it’s easy to lose track of things.

Come Monday it’ll be alright. :)

Yep, it’s his own darn fault…

It helps to be a Jimmy Buffett fan [parrot head] to understand this.

Just wait until he hits forty, then he’ll go from sailing ships to raking Mom’s backyard!

We’ve had economic problems, but if this is the best a 900 Million Dollar Man can afford, we’re in trouble!

Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy you know darn well you left it in some bar in Margaritaville. And stop blaming some tramp Mexican cutie.

That’s not the question, the question is how he got the tattoo! (Wisely, not shown.)

You would think he lost more than just the shaker of salt after hanging around the corral refer band.

Who puts a saltshaker in a top cupboard?

Now we see what lead him to drinking.

Millions think he’s looking for a jigger saw or jigger of salt

What do Parrotheads say when they run out of booze? “This music sucks!”

Margarita is always causing him trouble.

And he STILL doesn’t have an emergency plan in place for when the volcano blows.

He was obviously manlooking. I did enjoy all the lyrical answers though.

Old wives tale… to he taken with a grain of… now where’d I lose that shaker this time?

The guitar is backwards. Jimmy is NOT left handed.

Some people claim that there’s a woman to blame and it turns out they are right.

Searching for my lost shaker of salt.

Why is the pepper shaker not with the shaker of salt?