Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 28, 2022

As Calvin’s Dad said, “And yet somehow, life goes on.”

She might have to start calling herself a “Two-of-a-Kind-Orn”.

If it’s exactly like her, then Marigold will no longer be UNIQUE!

Isn’t it a risk for her to get frozen in fascination looking at her body-double, like it happens with her reflection?

Maybe that’s the robot Marigold right there, and she just doesn’t know it.

I am kinda surprised that a unicorn would even consider a robot duplicate because of how obsessively narcissistic a unicorn is about their magnificence. I wouldn’t think they would want to share the limelight.

Of course you can, Marigold. Unicorn, remember?

What if you are the robot duplicate!

As long as this doesn’t lead to the clone wars…

Could you imagine Marigold in a beauty contest? She would be a nervous wreck !

Hmm… Xerocorn? Mimeocorn?

I’ll help you: That means you’re not unique not special.

I had wondered if the Unicorns might struggle with this dichotomy when they decided to build robot doubles.

The twist is, she’s been the robot duplicate the whole time. What? No, not Marigold; Phoebe!

Ahh, neuroses. They’re like land mines in your brain!

Cats on the other hand, are completely sure.

“{beep} Perhaps I am More Neurotic than YOU ARE !! {beep}” …

OH, the sufferings of the shallow and self-absorbed!

Need a unicorn psychiatrist here…