This joke or one like it has been posted in the last year. But it involves an Albatross!
A woman and her son were walking on the beach when a giant wave swept over them. The woman was separated from her son and she looked all around and couldn’t see him anywhere. She looked up at the sky and screamed “Whoever is up there please help me. My son is everything to me, I can’t live without him. Please return my son to me alive”.
Just then a beam of light lit up the and an albatross appeared with her son riding on it’s back. It flew the boy back to the beach where the Mother was waiting.As the mother embraced her son she looked up at the sky and said “He had a hat”.
RBION doles out misinformation again. Those big birds have only two feet. It is terrible that we have to correct … er, what’s that? Oh, the wingspan thingy. Okay. Never mind. ~ Emily Litella
Take care, may relentless TV rabbit ear adjuster Barbara “Usually The Best Reception Is When They Face My Ceiling Leaks” Frumpord be with you, and gesundheit.
I would not want to have to try to follow someone else’s directions driving in Atlanta. “No, dang it, I said ‘Peachtree Lane,’ not ‘Peachtree Boulevard!’”
I live in Fayetteville NC, and this is an accurate example of driving directions: “Go down Raeford rd until you get to Reaford rd, turn onto Reaford rd, go past Reaford rd until you get to Raeford rd.”
Tourist in Atlanta, receiving directions from a native: “Head south on Peachtree, then turn right onto Peachtree then go about 3 blocks until you come to Peachtree than take aright again. After two blocks, turn left onto Peachtree….
There are intersections here that I will go blocks out of my way to avoid turning left through them. At certain times of the day it’s all but impossible.
I knew one driver who wasn’t comfortable making left turns from busy roads without a traffic light. She would often go a few extra blocks to reach a light.
Charlie Fogwhistle over 2 years ago
This joke or one like it has been posted in the last year. But it involves an Albatross!
A woman and her son were walking on the beach when a giant wave swept over them. The woman was separated from her son and she looked all around and couldn’t see him anywhere. She looked up at the sky and screamed “Whoever is up there please help me. My son is everything to me, I can’t live without him. Please return my son to me alive”.
Just then a beam of light lit up the and an albatross appeared with her son riding on it’s back. It flew the boy back to the beach where the Mother was waiting.As the mother embraced her son she looked up at the sky and said “He had a hat”.Until next time.
Templo S.U.D. over 2 years ago
The Atlanta post office must have it easy memorizing all those Peachtree streets, boulevards, avenues, etc.
(No left turns for UPS trucks?)
The dude from FL Premium Member over 2 years ago
I just saw that we have an “Easy Street” in Ocala, Florida. I would LOVE to have that as my address. That’d be so cool!
Bilan over 2 years ago
That factoid about Peachtree in Atlanta was just on Jeopardy.
therese_callahan2002 over 2 years ago
I visited a mall on one of those streets when I decided to have dinner at Checkers.
Jaime Jean M over 2 years ago
I don’t get it. How do you save gas by avoiding left turns?
SquidGamerGal over 2 years ago
That’s a Jumbo!
khmo over 2 years ago
So, can someone explain the left turn business???
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 2 years ago
RBION doles out misinformation again. Those big birds have only two feet. It is terrible that we have to correct … er, what’s that? Oh, the wingspan thingy. Okay. Never mind. ~ Emily Litella
Take care, may relentless TV rabbit ear adjuster Barbara “Usually The Best Reception Is When They Face My Ceiling Leaks” Frumpord be with you, and gesundheit.
scpandich over 2 years ago
I would not want to have to try to follow someone else’s directions driving in Atlanta. “No, dang it, I said ‘Peachtree Lane,’ not ‘Peachtree Boulevard!’”
oakie817 over 2 years ago
okay…how can they avoid left turns…doesn’t sound right
theincrediblebulk over 2 years ago
Do they know how much more than 11 feet an albatrosses wings can measure? Otherwise their building measurements won’t be very precise.
chaosed2 over 2 years ago
I live in Fayetteville NC, and this is an accurate example of driving directions: “Go down Raeford rd until you get to Reaford rd, turn onto Reaford rd, go past Reaford rd until you get to Raeford rd.”
heathcliff2 over 2 years ago
I’ve seen UPS making some left turns. I agree. UPS should be making more right turns.
heathcliff2 over 2 years ago
I’ve been in towns littered with street signs like that.
Teto85 Premium Member over 2 years ago
No left turns for UPS drivers in busy cities. In less trafficked areas they still make left turns.
dv1093 over 2 years ago
That Peachtree thing must be pretty confusing. And, from now on, I’ll never make a left-turn again. Must be murder on NASCAR.
FassEddie over 2 years ago
UPS will save even more gas when they switch to electric vans!
Yay team Brown!
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
Tourist in Atlanta, receiving directions from a native: “Head south on Peachtree, then turn right onto Peachtree then go about 3 blocks until you come to Peachtree than take aright again. After two blocks, turn left onto Peachtree….
poppacapsmokeblower over 2 years ago
Ah, but how many peach trees has Atlanta got?
rbullfogg over 2 years ago
Well now we know why Atlanta is so confused! Atlanta like Chicago both need to be annexed from their respective states!
stamps over 2 years ago
Atlanta must drive GPS users crazy.
Buckeye67 over 2 years ago
Can someone explain to me why an albatross wants to fly around measuring things.
Scott S over 2 years ago
There are intersections here that I will go blocks out of my way to avoid turning left through them. At certain times of the day it’s all but impossible.
tee929 over 2 years ago
The Peach Tree reference was a Jeopardy answer this past week or so…..
Jogger2 over 2 years ago
I knew one driver who wasn’t comfortable making left turns from busy roads without a traffic light. She would often go a few extra blocks to reach a light.
spaced man spliff over 2 years ago
Albatrosses (albatri?) need a good running start before they can take off, due to their enormous wingspan.
Charlie Fogwhistle over 2 years ago
It’s getting late in the gocomics day, but I just found a very short joke I wanted to share. So I am.
I went to the funeral of man who wrote the hokey-pokey song, but it was quite a mess as they couldn’t get his body into the casket.
They put his right foot in . . .
Until next time.