Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for August 26, 2022

The sad part is, he lives next door to Colonel Sanders.

I hope you tagged them.

I never thought I’d say this, but TOO FREE!! TOO FREE!!

If you love something let it go…

Bye bye, birdies. Say hello to the foxes and coyotes for me.

a little too free. bye chickens. :(

They flew the coop….eh Horace?

well Horace, look at it this way… you are saving on the cost of chicken feed… right…?

Was raising exotic breed ducks, kept seeing fewer ducks every week, even drained the pond looking for a reason. Turned out to be the immigrant neighbors next door. Thought my fenced backyard was a city park.

And there it is…..that clucking gate….Horace, get scrambling and go after those squawkers. …..

Well, he definitely got the “free” part right…

Did you mean racing instead of raising?

Free-range chickens do live in “cages” but the cages are much, much, much bigger.

The chicken hawks and coyotes thank you

They all joined that Far Side chicken down on the beach.

Well, he DID say they were free.

You can do that, Horace, as long as they come inside at night.