Close to Home by John McPherson for August 18, 2022

I don’t see anybody in that audience i’d want to see in their underwear.

too bad he didn’t have virtual dentistry!

In the 1960s some Italian magazines for teen-ager advertised X-ray glasses so you could see chicks in their underwear.

LOL..At first glance I thought he was holding a Shotgun.

Reminds me of the ‘I Dream of Jeannie’ episode when Tony could see everyone in their underwear. Nurse, Dr Bellows…

Scary, very scary.

I’d be traumatized

What if they aren’t wearing underwear?

He could “literally” see the illusion of the audience appearing to be in their underwear.

and they seem happy about that

No, no, he could virtually see them in their underwear. ;-)

Is Bleeb wearing underwear???

Does bleeb wear underwear?

Times are tough when your little yellow bug-looking resident alien has to resort to lap dances!

Yessir… times are tough!

I always thought that was a scary thought. I mean if I could see them in their underwear, maybe they could see me in mine. Gad!

Not liking that smirk on his face…

MY virtual reality glasses would have me giving a speech to a large horde of gorgeous nekkid wimmin, hailing me as their king while screaming and throwing baby pickles.

Why???

Would that work if he were speaking to a group of nudists?

I see London.

I see France.

I see Bleeb’s underpants.

Having seen most audiences, though, why would he want to?

If the FBI had those glasses, they wouldn’t have felt compelled to rifle through Melania’s clothing.

He has a cheap pair. I see the audience naked with mine!