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Nobody is rushing to help Fist Pump Man as he flounders in the ocean? Mimi practicing social distancing in P1? And is that CK, complete with her signature snarkiness, reincarnated as the ânewâ Keri? Questions, questions, questions.
Whoa, Keri! Go easy with the sunscreen, youâve got so much on that youâre white as a ghost today. PedroâŠerrrrrâŠdaddy Gil wouldnât recognize you.
P3 Keri texts Gil for the hundred and thirty-sixth time during his meeting with Marty Moon at Milford CC, and of course, Gil doesnât know what to do.
âIâve made many, many jokes over the years about how the Thorpsâ kids have been memory holed. The stripâs new writer is bringing them back, though, and in their very first appearance is letting us know why theyâve been gone so long: they suck. A bratty teen and a little tattletale! Whoâd want a get a Christmas card with pictures of these losers on it? Certainly not me!â
Clearly, weâre in an alternate universe where Gil and Marty are buddies, Gilâs kids are teenagers, and Mimiâs steppinâ out on her own! Tune in tomorrow!
Yay, Iâm finally starting to get some real lines and camera time. Henry better not make me sound like a snotty brat all the time though. Iâm predicting big things for me.
âDonât go where I canât see you.â Which is basically anywhere since sheâs reading her book and turned away from the water.
âIâm telling mom!â Heâs standing right next to her. Mimi heard it too. Jami ainât too bright. But Keri must have excellent hearing considering how far away she is.
And speaking of far away, youâre not too far away from reading todayâs Mopped Up Thorp. Youâre just one URL away!
P1.5 âDid you forget Iâm 22 years old? I only look like a baby because of the rat meat and rice diet Iâve been on for the last fourteen years.â
P2.5 âHow dare you call me âyour babyâ after you and âdadâ sent us off to the sweatshop to make his âGil Thorp State Championâ apparel!
P3.5 âSure Keri, why donât you cut yourself again and chum the waters for me first?â
Is the book that Mimiâs reading How to Care for an Ailing Parent? Because I think âLeave her at home and go to the beachâ isnât high on the list of what to do.
I remember a friend telling us years ago that she heard her daughter telling her annoying younger brother to âGo outside and play with the traffic!â
Ravenswing over 2 years ago
They LIVE!
bitsy twill over 2 years ago
I was about to joke about the umbrella being driven right through the blanket but apparently beach blankets with umbrella holes are a thing.
Charks over 2 years ago
Donât tell me that P3 in her black bikini is Keri Thorp? âBaby you been growin and lately itâs been showinâ.
bearwku82 over 2 years ago
P3- Joan Jett makes a long awaited cameo. I hate myself for loving you Daddy Gil.
dadjo over 2 years ago
Nobody is rushing to help Fist Pump Man as he flounders in the ocean? Mimi practicing social distancing in P1? And is that CK, complete with her signature snarkiness, reincarnated as the ânewâ Keri? Questions, questions, questions.
Mr Reality over 2 years ago
In all reality , Get lost you kids ! Hi Chance, fancy meeting you here in Hawaii . Oh hi Mrs Thorp ,want me to put some sun tan lotion on ?
huskiecoach over 2 years ago
Mimi doesnât seem to be missing Gil too much.Nor spending time with her Mom.
Gil-doh! over 2 years ago
Sounds like there are some serious mommy and daddy issues going on in the Thorp family.
Gil-doh! over 2 years ago
Whoa, Keri! Go easy with the sunscreen, youâve got so much on that youâre white as a ghost today. PedroâŠerrrrrâŠdaddy Gil wouldnât recognize you.
Gil-doh! over 2 years ago
P3 Keri texts Gil for the hundred and thirty-sixth time during his meeting with Marty Moon at Milford CC, and of course, Gil doesnât know what to do.
Roy Lamberton over 2 years ago
I thought Gilâs wife was the Womenâs Softball Coach at Milford.????
chiphilton over 2 years ago
The question here is whether Mimi is worthy of Gilâs love.
Mopman over 2 years ago
Wait, that dialog at the end sounds just like what was going on here in the comments between those two, lol.
Mopman over 2 years ago
From todayâs Comics Curmudgeon:
âIâve made many, many jokes over the years about how the Thorpsâ kids have been memory holed. The stripâs new writer is bringing them back, though, and in their very first appearance is letting us know why theyâve been gone so long: they suck. A bratty teen and a little tattletale! Whoâd want a get a Christmas card with pictures of these losers on it? Certainly not me!â
Rob McLean over 2 years ago
Clearly, weâre in an alternate universe where Gil and Marty are buddies, Gilâs kids are teenagers, and Mimiâs steppinâ out on her own! Tune in tomorrow!
Jami Thorp over 2 years ago
Yay, Iâm finally starting to get some real lines and camera time. Henry better not make me sound like a snotty brat all the time though. Iâm predicting big things for me.
jrankin1959 over 2 years ago
Coach has kids? First that Iâve seen âemâŠ
BrandonMayhew over 2 years ago
Just eat your ice cream cone before it melts into a puddle all over you..
Mopman over 2 years ago
âDonât go where I canât see you.â Which is basically anywhere since sheâs reading her book and turned away from the water.
âIâm telling mom!â Heâs standing right next to her. Mimi heard it too. Jami ainât too bright. But Keri must have excellent hearing considering how far away she is.
And speaking of far away, youâre not too far away from reading todayâs Mopped Up Thorp. Youâre just one URL away!
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
hifirick1953 over 2 years ago
MImi hasnât aged a day since she had these kids
Mopman over 2 years ago
So is this Bizarro Keri? Her skin gets lighter when she sunbathes?
Gil-doh! over 2 years ago
P1.5 âDid you forget Iâm 22 years old? I only look like a baby because of the rat meat and rice diet Iâve been on for the last fourteen years.â
P2.5 âHow dare you call me âyour babyâ after you and âdadâ sent us off to the sweatshop to make his âGil Thorp State Championâ apparel!
P3.5 âSure Keri, why donât you cut yourself again and chum the waters for me first?â
seismic-2 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Is the book that Mimiâs reading How to Care for an Ailing Parent? Because I think âLeave her at home and go to the beachâ isnât high on the list of what to do.
tcayer over 2 years ago
So the kids have regressed 15 years?
tcayer over 2 years ago
I guess his wife is a harpy. She took the kids and left, and doesnât seem the least bit upset about it.
Fistpump Man over 2 years ago
Um, a little help? Fistpump man in trouble! Please help, I donât want to miss the big Milford v Valley Tech clash.
Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham over 2 years ago
No baby would dare to eat a cone of steamed rice on such a hot summerâs day!
Klubble over 2 years ago
Whereâs Pedro?
HooDaD over 2 years ago
Coaches Held Hostage: Coach Kaz, Day 52.
Peam Premium Member over 2 years ago
I remember a friend telling us years ago that she heard her daughter telling her annoying younger brother to âGo outside and play with the traffic!â