Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 02, 2022

No she takes him for what she thinks she can turn him into

She takes him for all he is worth.

Is Ralph holding a card for a divorce attorney?

Ralph has nothing to say?

Her name is Dave?

I think Ralph is holding the ring.

Let me get back to you on that!

Love is what you’re willing to tolerate of the significant other…

Don’t mention the dutch ovens…….

And do you, Dave, take this woman, who will likely be late for everything (including her own funeral) …

Don’t forget the whistling in his nose when he sleeps.

To have and to hold… while living in separate houses…

“… to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till the first fart…”

Marital sound effects.

Did she just pull Dave’s finger …?

Run

The priest may have been coached by the bride’s parents.

As Jack Benny so thoughtfully observed:

“My wife, Mary, and I have been married for forty-seven years, and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce. Murder, yes, but divorce, never.”

Let go of my hands. I gotta scratch. :)

Do not remember where or when (a long time ago) I first heard this, but love lasts until you realize all the things you can’t stand about the other person.

That’s pretty specific.