A few years ago, I was all a-twitter, expecting a new gentleman caller. A male friend of mine told me not to spend much time cleaning my apartment since “men don’t care about things like that”. My friend, my new friend, and I were all in our late 60s. Some things never change!
I have never been a whiz at house keeping and neither of my two kids are. I live with my son in his house — he pays the bills and lets me live here for free. We all have many good qualities so who gives three hoots and a holler if aren’t neat?
Imagine if there was a strip where Elly looks pleased with a clean tidy bedroom, then looks in surprise to see Michael with greasy, unkempt hair, dirty clothes, unwashed skin, and a cloud of dirt that follows him wherever he goes.
Templo S.U.D. over 2 years ago
got me, El
charliefarmrhere over 2 years ago
El, just tell him you invited his girlfriend to see his room. It will be cleaned up in seconds!
Black76Manta over 2 years ago
Oh yes, that is one of the oldest mysteries in the world and it still has no answer!
Enter.Name.Here over 2 years ago
By not ever cleaning it?
howtheduck over 2 years ago
Judging by the first panel, Mike’s thoughts are just one note.
Susan00100 over 2 years ago
Not all teens are the lazy slobs that cartoonists make them out to be.
docforbin over 2 years ago
Frank and Nancy Degroot want to swap stories about their own futile efforts to get their daughter Luann to clean her room with you, Elly.
Chris over 2 years ago
you’d be surprised.
mckeonfuneralhomebx over 2 years ago
Isn’t that what he has little sisters for?
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 2 years ago
The lay of the land!
Jelliqal over 2 years ago
My brother was a slob growing up. But when he got his own place it was spotless. There is still hope.
Johnnyrico over 2 years ago
There’s no mystery, Elly. You Patterfoobs eat like debased pigs.
g04922 over 2 years ago
The joys of being a teenage boy….
dwagner200 over 2 years ago
Guys don’t carry their books like that.
mindjob over 2 years ago
Next comes the part where she cleans his room and finds interesting magazines under the bed
rebelstrike0 over 2 years ago
Elly’s problems with Michael and Elizabeth’s messiness can be handled in two words: Boarding school!
Asharah over 2 years ago
“Such order from confusion sprung, Such gaudy tulips raised from dung.” The Lady’s Dressing Room JONATHAN SWIFT
MarshaOstroff over 2 years ago
A few years ago, I was all a-twitter, expecting a new gentleman caller. A male friend of mine told me not to spend much time cleaning my apartment since “men don’t care about things like that”. My friend, my new friend, and I were all in our late 60s. Some things never change!
mmmmary over 2 years ago
I have never been a whiz at house keeping and neither of my two kids are. I live with my son in his house — he pays the bills and lets me live here for free. We all have many good qualities so who gives three hoots and a holler if aren’t neat?
USN1977 over 2 years ago
Imagine if there was a strip where Elly looks pleased with a clean tidy bedroom, then looks in surprise to see Michael with greasy, unkempt hair, dirty clothes, unwashed skin, and a cloud of dirt that follows him wherever he goes.