They’re going to see right through this
Too late, it has passed already.
Once our dog Smokey actually did eat my homework. I never did forgive the teacher for not believing me.
Oops, must have brought the wrong dog!
Ah. This is the answer to the age old question “What do you get when you combine a grade school teacher with a forensics expert?”
Nah, just wait till he poops it out. Much cheaper.
Years ago we had a dog eat most of an old washcloth. The next day we discovered a t*rd in the yard proudly displaying a label with washing instructions. I should have taken a picture,but, who does that?
I never noticed an X-ray dept in school. Anyone?
Funny, but I wonder if paper would show up in xray?
Whew, I was afraid my comment would be censored. It’s that weird.
Whew! I thought they were going to send the dog to the school proctologist!
Next time…wolf jumped through the window and took my backpack.
…uh wait…actually the cat peed on it. Try the UV light.
BUSTED!
Wait a day. Truth will come out in the end.
They’re getting wise to that excuse.
Ah, busted, man!
You wonder if a teacher would finally call that bluff.
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C about 2 years ago
They’re going to see right through this
profbob about 2 years ago
Too late, it has passed already.
pschearer Premium Member about 2 years ago
Once our dog Smokey actually did eat my homework. I never did forgive the teacher for not believing me.
The Reader Premium Member about 2 years ago
Oops, must have brought the wrong dog!
blackman2732 about 2 years ago
Ah. This is the answer to the age old question “What do you get when you combine a grade school teacher with a forensics expert?”
Lee26 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Nah, just wait till he poops it out. Much cheaper.
cactusbob333 about 2 years ago
Years ago we had a dog eat most of an old washcloth. The next day we discovered a t*rd in the yard proudly displaying a label with washing instructions. I should have taken a picture,but, who does that?
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
I never noticed an X-ray dept in school. Anyone?
purepaul Premium Member about 2 years ago
Funny, but I wonder if paper would show up in xray?
purepaul Premium Member about 2 years ago
Whew, I was afraid my comment would be censored. It’s that weird.
WCraft Premium Member about 2 years ago
Whew! I thought they were going to send the dog to the school proctologist!
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 2 years ago
Next time…wolf jumped through the window and took my backpack.
ElwoodP about 2 years ago
…uh wait…actually the cat peed on it. Try the UV light.
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom about 2 years ago
BUSTED!
daleandkristen about 2 years ago
Wait a day. Truth will come out in the end.
cuzinron47 about 2 years ago
They’re getting wise to that excuse.
briggs.roy078 about 2 years ago
Ah, busted, man!
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 2 years ago
You wonder if a teacher would finally call that bluff.