Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 01, 2022

So quit being so crabby.

I wouldn’t sleep in that bed, she’s got crabs!!!!!

And low smell.

This isn’t what crossed his mind when she told him she had crabs.

Q: Why does the ocean roar? – A: You’d roar, too, if you had crabs in your bed.

Even though those crabs are soft shell …

he’s going to need more of a hard sell from her to get into bed with her.

I’m out. She’s got crabs.

Holy crab!

“Actually, I’m a Virgo.”

If that happened to me, I would get really crabby.

I’ll take the couch.

Ready for some crab dip sweetie?

I have a whole bunch of comments but this is a family site, so I’ll keep them to myself

She must be rich! Those soft crabs are around $12 each.

Better wear a cup prior to getting in to bed!

They still bite though.

Parisi almost got away with that one!

Now THAT is the Mother of all STD’s. Talk about a case of the crabs. RUN BUDDY……………..RUN!!!

It’s not OK and it’s staying soft.

Nothing like a women with crabs.

She has the “crabs” ???

I’m guessing Mark Parisi is a Marylander?

Problem: Soft-shells don’t turn red when steamed, like blue crabs and lobsters do.

This is all so shellfish.

I hope she doesn’t wake up in a crabby mood.

Now I want to see a cross between a soft-shell crab and a soft-shell taco.

he’s really looking shell-shocked…

It’s the pincers I worry about.

This immediately made me think about my current challenge to find a comfortable sleeping position. It reminded me that it could always be worse ;-)