Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 29, 2022

Hot under the collar

Good call.

It is the only thing you could do.

Is that them flying away in the background?

You need to knock the tower into the river, as well.

The original towering inferno……..

Spiders have a way to fly. Look up spider ballooning…

But spiders can too fly, sort of. There are jumping spiders that can jump/“fly” amazing distances. And there are little spiders “ballooning” as a means of travel.

Jumping Spider:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumping_spider

And Ballooning Spiders:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballooning_(spider)

Nuke them from the orbit, it’s the only way to be sure. Good thing wiz has a dragon :)

It’s suppose to blow up when dealing with spiders

How would he handle Ziggy’s spiders from Mars?

Garfield would’ve just made a flying newspaper.

That should about do it…at least the Wiz won’t get caught in their dark web

Oh what a tangled web we weave.

“FLAME ON!”

Proper biohazard protocol initiated. Outstanding! Now, about that burn pit…

He is going to need a new Wizard’s tower.

Just the other day, a drop of water hit me on the head. I looked up, and a spider was lowering itself on a web and landed right on my face! I flipped out!

Flying spiders? No problem. Just be thankful ticks do not fly.

I discovered a hornets nest in my BBQ, don’t have to guess the solution

Yep! Best thing to do. I loathe spiders and scorpions. Sneaky arachnids…

Quick! Break out the Quetzalcóatl!

IDK. Flying “burning” spiders sounds even worse.

Fun fact: There really are flying spiders.

Some spiders float from place to place on ‘parasails’ made of their webbing.

Just sayin’

but did you get them?

And people wonder why Australia is on fire so often?

In southern U.S. there are flying cockroaches.

Towering Inferno?!!

Shades of the last “Jurassic World” movie?

They..uh…they didn’t mate did they?